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aye right.

Kind of felt sorry for the stewards last night as they had obviously been instructed to take a heavy touch approach. Personally I wouldn't have bothered my arse if I was them, more hassle than it's worth. Are Darvel actually allowed to cordon off the wee street alongside the touchline opposite the stand? That seemed a bit pointless anyway as all the fans were still certain to converge on the main street and it just felt like a measure designed to make Talbot fans walk and extra half mile back to their transport. Glad to see the back of a thoroughly petty experience and I look forward to never putting another penny in Darvel's coffers in the future.

yep. you could do that as well. I'm easy either way.

can all the joyless anti-Junior weirdos please alight at the next station and go to platform 4 for the Junior Takeover thread?

Yes, having an engaging history based on generational affection is a massive drawback. Nothing worse! Fucking hell.

The fact it you appear to regard it as an achievement of some note. It speaks volumes about your mindset.

You need to stop mentioning this for your own credibility on here. A genuinely toe curling wee-guy comeback.

It's not what it once was. No cher, shitlock

Ha, you're probably more upset about this tournament being on than I am about us going out of it.

1-0 FT

HT 1-0. Darvel finished the half well but we're doing ok.

1-0 Talbot, absolute screamer.

Fair play to Darvel. Ice cream van in the away end. Fancy a cone but a boycott is a boycott.

The guy is such an arsepiece

(Without eating a pie or dispatching a toley).

I suspect you may be proved right but I'm still in a jaunty and upbeat frame of mind about the situation.

Right, intae thse basturtz Talbot.

Tune in next time for more vague, verbose pish...

Good stuff!

Has the new fella planted the Junior flag atop the pyramid Reichstag yet?

The crumb of comfort I'm holding onto is that we can't be as poor as last week. I think we'll make a game of it and win on the night. Hopefully it will be enough.

That clears it up.

I actually thought it this was the thirty page Junior Takeover bonfire thread. You're right about not infecting innocent threads with pyramid pish tbh.

I don't think Clydebank have ever been the highest placed team with a licence. Talbot would have had the pleasure!

You also said "random team" in a post before that. As for your second paragraph - no I'm not and I'm not sure how you've arrived at that conclusion.