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It means Police, after the show Hawaii 5-0. But i've only ever heard it in US TV programmes, such as The Wire, hence me asking if you were confusing Ayrshire for Baltimore with hearing that phrase being used. It's never funny when you've got to explain it...

Are you confusing Prestwick for West Baltimore?

Titans looking better this week, Mariota finally finding receivers. Atlanta are a mess in the redzone though.

Pick 6 for Titans. Deserves more than a greenie...

Browns are 17 penalties for 167 yards. Unreal.

Best thing about this result for Titans tonight, is everyone is calling it as the Brown's being bad, not us playing well. Flying under the radar for a while would be good.

Don't think I've ever seen a team give up as many penalties as the Browns. TD Titans! Walker.

Byard with the INT for Titans. He eats passes for breakfast this lad.

Boom, TD Titans.

Titans shitfesting their way to a win against the Browns hopefully. We really need Mariota to step up this year. Not seen much yet...

Fully expect every song in the "Banned in Europe" songbook to be belted out on Sunday by the Subway Loyal, seeing as "it's Yuuuayfa that's goat it in fur uz" and the SFA will do absolutely SFA about it happening at a league game. Only hope is that our fans don't respond with any songs that have absolutely no place at a football match.

Well it's been deleted from the story now, so clearly Jabba has been on the phone to his pals at BBC Scotland asking who would dare write such lies about Sevco...

I've probably got different from a fair view on here, in that I didn't want a wedding with just a couple of folk around. We had a cracking day at our wedding. Like someone earlier, got married at House for an Art Lover. Humanist doing the ceremony, bar was open for folk to bring a drink into it. Food was brilliant, all our family and mates we wanted were there, band played a load of indie music we wanted, and we just played songs from our ipods for during the drinks/food/band break. Staff made sure I had a drink in my hand for the entire day. We did a lot of the little stuff ourselves to keep costs down too. My only advice would be: Decide on a budget and stick to it. Then plan the best day you want that matches it.

Ah well, Viewfield just drew Possil in the last 16, so that's one of them gone at least.

Eastercraigs would be my shout. Easily the best team we've played this year, and they've won the Premier already. Possil and Viewfield will fancy it too. Heard some rumours that Viewfield are looking to sign a certain scouser to play for them for the rest of the season...

Decent result, ok performance. Would fancy us to win at home in the 2nd leg. Lawwell will have an absolute lob on at the thought of banking the Tierney, Dembele, Armstrong, Rodgers and Van Dijk money and us scraping through to the group stages without spending any of it. However with the current squad I would predict the following results: Celtic 2 Cluj 1. Celtic 2 Slavia 1. Slavia 5 Celtic 1. Bolingoli to be at fault for at least 6 of those conceded.

Got tickets to see Neil Delamere which I'm looking forward to, but that's all we've got so far. Almost everyone in our group has had kids in the last 2 years, so it'll be a bit different this year. Fingers crossed we get decent weather for the days we've decided to head through for it though, can make such a difference to the whole experience.

For some reason, I read the title in this style:

The fuckers tried that pish with me at the big one in Hillington. Even before you walk in the door, they want your name and email address. Told them I don't have either, which stumped the guy for about 2 minutes. Then asked them to check if they had a particular car in stock at any other branches. "What's your name, address, date of birth and shoe size?". Sales guy insisted he cannot check the database without entering that info first. Get in the fuckin sea.

That list of managers is some pretty awful reading. I think Stuart Baxter is the only one missing from the "shitelist of usual dross linked anytime a manager's role is available in Scotland". Surely there's got to be someone showing a bit of talent/potential rather than the usual suspects of Coyle/Hughes/etc?

I actually really enjoyed it. Was an utter shitfest of a game, but still felt like there was an edge to it (until the last 10 minutes which was torture). United need to get Sow punted into the sea if they have any hope of a result on Sunday. Saints best shout looks to be from a set piece. United were all over the shop at them. And the big lad Connolly for United - How in god's name is he a professional footballer? Absolute rank rotten, and got riled up over absolutely nothing.

Me and the wife decided recently we didn't want to have kids. Not sure the best way to let our son know that...

My niece is 16, and she commented recently about how much she hates social media, and the fact she feels she needs to portray an image of herself through it that isn't 100% true. Even worse to her, is the thought of being outcast as being different from the crowd by not using it. Basically the same insecurities all teenagers have gone through since the dawn of time, just magnified by the fact that technology adds a bit more pressure due to the way we use it.

I might have been the cause of that. Speaking to an old English fart complaining and said "I'll get that sorted, no problem" and he went fucking tonto about how there was a problem, and that's why he was calling. Went on a mental rant for about 10 minutes. Think the call got used in training, though they tended not to play the part where I hung up on him for calling me a "sweaty sock"... That was back in the days were you were able to get pished at your desk on a Friday afternoon. Great times.

Funnily enough, that's pretty much what happened when I met him. He barged past a young group of lads that were at the training ground as guests of Sir Alex when they asked for his autograph. Didn't even look at them. Ferguson saw it, and went marching after him into the changing rooms. All we could hear was screaming... 3 minutes later McClair came out all sweetness and light to the young lads, whilst also having a face like fizz when he turned away at the end. c**t.