marty the bullwee man

They should make your evening in the new doritos advert

thomas cook advert i hate that dancing kid want the lifeguard to throw him and hold him down in the deep end

i have to go through culross to get to my work in rosyth now

i've made an arse of my post haven't i

No one waving to say thanks for letting them cross the road at a zebra crossing.

DFS for fucks sake you have a sale on. We know stop ramming it down our throats every 5 seconds

thank god i'm not the only one who hates audience clap along's anyone who partakes in clapping along and ruining a good song should be shot

bill

it's worse on my fe it worse on my fb page someone puts up they're angry or pissed off the response form their inbred pals is always what's up mail me or stay strong etc

You would think the BBC would have done everything to keep hold of the open sadly it appears not.

glad to see it go. Nothing but shite programmes on it.

don't know if it's been mentioned yet but drumchapel town centre. total dive of a place.

The Tay been paddling that since i was 13

Got any canoeist on this site. I've had a few rivers under my belt plus swims. just wanna know any good place to go in this country be it river loch or sea let us know.

notice half the headline in the express happen to have the word killer in them.

it's a bit better than hollyoaks.

the direct line advert annoys me. no way in hell would the wife on it be happy her hubby smashed the tv.

Planning Ben Lomond in 3 weeks with my mates. is it wise to go up the Ptarmigan route and come down the tourist path. Done Ben Ledi twice as a warm up .

Anyone seen the new drink from McDonalds ad. Clear breach of health and safety rules. not one fucker is wearing a hi viz vest even the managers. Plus if you went skating in a warehouse while drinking you'd be sacked.

I hate that as well. that old wifey red sauce for danger. f**k off ya auld bint it's tomato sauce.

Veron Kay on all star family fortunes Total c**t of the highest order. Always prancing about going to famous wankers on the show please be my friend. ITV gives us out game show back with Les Dennis as host

Hate deal or no deal when the person has dealt and edmonds is like have you made a good deal. Even the audience are start to piss me off with they groaning if they have big money in the box the person picked. If it was me i would turn round and say at least i have 20 grand f**k the lot of yous

Dancing on ice can't stand that show. Glad it's finishing always hated the fuckwit audience clapping along to every song whoo and cheering at every move a skater made. The worst was booing poor jason garinder every time he said something he was drowned out by boo's from said fuckwits.

Deal or no deal is really annoying now. how i picking numbers 1-22 makes a good game show i will never know. Hate the fact all the people open the boxes are always nice to each other. i want one day to see someone pick a box it's quarter of a million. person picking boxes call that person a complete c**t.

Don't know if it's been said before. I would like to see wonder women get a movie long overdue a movie me thinks.