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I’m sad that he’s gone but I thought Adam had probably ran his course in the Villa. He wasn’t getting better than Zara and he knew it. But Georgia keeping that nerd Sam In is just rubbish though. That was the sideshow to the main event though, Even though Wes in his heart and head know he’s going to get screwed over by Megan again and G rattling away in his ear about pish like Loyalty and trust just wanted to have a go on Megan. That was a man openly thinking with his penis and I for one am thankful we keep the drama going.

Hope Wes mugs off this Casa Amor jabroni

Alex is on Ian Cathro levels of social awkwardness. Think I aged about ten years watching that

Absolutely, he seemed to get caught up in his own BS and thought Megan would be like Laura and be faithful. He deserved his connuppence an I hope he gets back to where he was as there is a bit of a vacuum of top lads atm. Also on Wes, the absolute nick of Samira grassing to Megan that Wes cried in the morning. Just get her to f**k with her fake pally act.

There was something about him that I didn’t like but had no idea what it was exactly until he went to Casa Amor. A right slimy dick. The boys seem to be caught up in the Adam school of thought rather than try and make their couples work. Now it’s a situation where only one couple look rock solid and the rest are just a mess. Hope there’s a way back for Wes but I’m not confident.

Hope EDLlie has a breakdown because Tommy Robinson is still in jail and these muslamic loony lefties are taking our right to be openly racist.

Kaz is superb but Georgia is actually sound and I'm like Al Pacino in Heat every time she's on screen.

Wes

Alex is actually a sleeper agent sent in by the Conservative party to kill support for the NHS.

'Did she just call me a slag?' 'Yes I did call you a slag, you fucking bitch' That was an hour and 15 minutes of near perfect Television, Megan managed to split up the two most tedious couples in one fell swoop, after a fairly steady start, shit has truly hit the fan. My rankings of the couples Dani and Jack Georgia and Josh Adam and Zara Samira and Sam Laura and Wes Megan and Eyal Dr Wetwipe and Ellie

Ellie kissed Alex like she was kissing her gran. There has been zero attraction and nobody will believe her when shes actually with someone she’s more attracted to. That being said Alex is needy as f**k and has zero composure, which isn’t ideal as a doctor. He’s increasingly turning into the internet ‘nice guy’ who blames women for his lack of chat.

At least we don't have to see her walk like she's on the runway in Paris after downing a bottle of white ace.

Though the same, Seems a solid plan for a guywho can't decide which style of eyebrow he wants to have. My personal rankings so far 1. Jack - Top bloke, top teeth, makes fun of Eyal, an alright bloke in my book. 2. Dani - Absolutely sound. 3. Wes - He was my favourite for a good while but I thought he did play Laura a little bit by only being interested again once Ellie poured cold water over that relationship. Today he seemed desperate to let everyone know he got some action last night which was a bit tragic. 4. Alex - He's put himself about for such a beta and I respect that, but my word he is a hard watch at times. 5. Georgia - She annoyed me at first but she's grown on me and is one of the few girls that seem actually enjoyable to be around rather than just sitting and bitching. 6. Ellie - I am skeptical about her interest in Alex, but she's at least seems sound and actually speaks to people and hasn't done too much wrong yet. 7. Zara - My word she is stunning though I'm ranking her down for giving it the big talk about controlling Adam when she's crumbled on day 4. 8. Josh - I find him a bit cringe and i'm just not sure about tbh. Never does anything either. 9. Samira - She moans about not finding anyone but doesn't put herself out there, though the girls definitely aren't helping her as much as the guys looked out for Alex. 10. Adam - I'm now massively down on him after loving him the first couple of weeks. Just find him really creepy to be honest, though he is the only one creating any real drama so fair play. Hopefully he redeems himself by battering Sam. 11. Laura - She is so clingy it's unreal. Wes played her like a fiddle. She's the least mature person in there and they way she backs up Megan and Rosie despite both of them being pretty crap people is telling. 12. Rosie - Regardless of going into the rights and wrong of what already happened and I have a sympathy for her but now everything she's doing now is to spite Adam. The topless photoshoot, the vince mcmahon walk, thinking she's a fucking 10/10, acting like a day is a long time to wait for a new man. It's the total lack of self awareness in having a go at Zara for breaking up a couple when she did the same thing and then going straight in for Sam whilst Samira was there was just embarrassing. Have a day off. 13. Megan - It's bad enough being dull, but also being quite bitchy whilst dull is a fatal combination. 14 Eyal - When they cut away from the date to have people make fun of you for being a boring nonce then you really are just the worst. I'm sure that was the first time in 3 episodes that he's done something. N/A - Sam - stupid eyebrows, obviously pandering 'Nice Guy' patter, currently projecting him to be bottom half.

The girls looking like they’ve just been shot by Homer Simpson’s make up gun after that challenge.

I think he means it from the sense that you'd think Livingston on paper would be equals (and they were in terms of how we playedagainst them) rather than a bigger side who you expect to dominate possession and have much better technical players like say Hibs or St Mirren.

He also isn’t very good anymore and has knees disintegrating faster than a meteor in the atmosphere.

I mean he’s due to play for us at this stage with the amount of clubs he’s been through. It could be very tasty with two absolute ballers playing some very sexy stuff with Harkins taking advantage of teams man marking Dobbie or it could be the opposite where we have two players that need to be the main man getting in each other’s way and being as good as useless defensively. Personally i’ll take that over whatever you call John Rankins attempts of playing football last season.

Aidan Smith on a Five Year deal IMO

I’ve moaned for years about having dull away kits so I’m pleased we’ve went all out on the centennary this year. The difference in quality between the macron and Jomas is ridiculous. Quite curious to see how the sky blue effort comes out as well.

Saughton must be really bad if sharing with a rugby team is the safer option.

It's amazing that Donald Trump has gotten as far as he's had with Lionel Hutz as his lawyer.

Lothian Thistle HV played St Mirren this season. HTH

Like he’s big, quite quick and had a nice eye for a pass which might translate to the top flight but even as someone who has been more supportive of Dykes, I’d drive him to Tynecastle personally if we were offered money for him.

It was certainly no Craggy Island All-Priests Over-75's five-a-side football championship