The Real Saints

According to my incredibly reliable sources, Easton isn't expected back any time soon. There's unfortunately no estimated date of recovery.

I doubt I'd still be at McDiarmid Park if I was able to attend this match. Difficult run or not, the way we've approached our recent games has been nothing short of an embarrassment. Tommy has learnt absolutely nothing from his mistakes.

Swanson's a little Dundee United rat. Despicable.

Has Foster picked up a knock or is it a tactical substitution? I think this might change everything. The amount of shots we've conceded is an absolute disgrace. This has been a massive issue recently. It's humiliating.

We're a sexy attacking team with a terrible defence and no holding midfielders. We're only going to take points off the diddy clubs.

Tanser's had a proper Brad McKay moment there. Frustrating. We'd started really well. In an attacking sense, we look so much more threatening with Swanson on the pitch.

I find it pretty insensitive that this thread was created on September 11th.

To be fair to Celtic, it's quite unfair that they have to play Salzburg in Salzburg. It should have been a neutral venue. Brendan Rodgers must be fuming.

Run, Forrest, run... off the pitch. Because you've just been SENT OFF. Am I right?! This match is providing me with a lot of terrific comedy material.

It's disappointing to see Scottish football being represented in such a below-par manner. Just joking. It's actually very funny.

Liam Caddis should have been given an international call-up whilst at Saints. Small clubs are treated like absolute shit. I'll be fuming if McLeish decides to call him up now that he's playing for Hurlford United.

12 years ago... I'll never forget my childhood hero.

Not been a massive fan of the new tunes, but I'm really enjoying this one. Pressure>The Dark Side>Thought Contagion>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dig Down/Something Human

I was reliably informed that Tristan Nydam would be our best player by a mile. Potentially one of the top five players in the entire league. I'm very excited.

Don't worry, Rangers. You're only 2 points behind the Invincibles. A massive improvement. #MindTheGap #TwoHorseRace #SeriousTitleChallenge