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Kennedy’s son clearly has no self-awareness at all, calling that Russian bloke ‘a weird-looking guy’ when he himself looks like a Jeremy Kyle Show participant.

I don’t really know what you mean, Marshmallo. I’m merely suggesting a better option for everyone who is still posting regularly on a Tinder thread. Yet I’M supposedly the one who is stuck in the past? How dare you.

Bumble >>>>>>>>> Tinder More attractive girls, more matches, better chat.

You 'stumbled' right into a time machine, presumably. Fat people still get on my nerves though.

Absolutely, I'm glad that you have some self-awareness. That post was written by a wee boy who was trying extremely hard to be funny. Thirteen years ago. What an incredible amount of effort you're putting in.

@Of Average Intelligence is going around numerous threads and red-dotting my posts. Personally speaking, I've never experienced this type of behaviour before.

Well, this is a important lesson for children to learn. Not everything in life is always going to go their way. We shouldn't be pandering to these youngsters.

It looks like the waterlogged pitch has been caused by the salty tears of St. Mirren supporters everywhere. Delicious.

Baffled that anyone could possibly believe After Life is anywhere near the same level as The Office or Extras. It's painfully clear that Gervais (who I'm actually a massive fan of) really struggles without the contributions of Stephen Merchant as a co-writer. For me, as with Derek, there is absolutely no subtlety in the script. Instead of talking heads routinely telling us that Derek is a nice person, we have numerous characters routinely telling Tony that he is a nice person. We require constant reminders from Tony that his wife has died and he is very sad and he wants to kill himself. For me, it didn't ring true as a particularly realistic depiction of depression. Somebody is saying something half-poignant, so let's play some slow instrumental music over it to make sure that the viewer is left in no doubt that this is VERY sad. This Tony guy seems very grumpy at the moment, so let's insert another flashback of him playing an irritating prank on his wife to make sure that the viewer knows he used to be hilarious and that they had a fun relationship where she called him a c**t and a fat twat all the time. Less is more, but I'm not sure whether Ricky fully grasps that notion. The junkie storyline comes to a very unsatisfactory end. It isn't mentioned again. He isn't found out or punished for what he did. Therefore, what is Gervais trying to say about the decision that Tony makes? Does he approve of it? On the plus side, there are some very nice moments, good performances all-round, and I especially enjoyed the scenes with his father at the care home. I shed a tear on more than one occasion. So I'm not saying that this is bad. I actually thought it was pretty decent and an overall improvement on Derek. But his best work of all time? Absolutely not. Worthy of the widespread praise? Not quite. 6/10

Not sure if it was partly because of the low-definition stream, but I'm fairly sure that was one of the worst things I've ever seen.

Seems a very scrappy and disjointed performance so far. I haven't enjoyed it tbh.

Anyone else having trouble accessing the live audio coverage for today's match on SaintsTV?

I'm up for it, boys. Please get in touch with me or my agent @PauloPerth

Quick update of Jermain Defoe's goals: 5 in 11 appearances.

Imagine acting like a prima donna when you’re a third-choice goalkeeper who has never made a first-team appearance for their club. As it stands, this will have a far more detrimental impact on his career than it will have on St. Johnstone. As Tommy has said, he could have just left in January or the summer if he wanted to. Nobody cares, Mark. What a minter.