The Real Saints

An extremely touchy fanbase. Don't worry, lads. I'll include plenty of emojis in future so you can successfully decipher the tone of my posts.

I'm glad you put your children to bed before writing this post. If they were awake right now, I'm sure they'd be ashamed of their father.

Why have you waited until now to pipe up? I'd like to put forward a theory that you might be a little bit bothered.

Where are all the P&B Dundee United fans? They've made it extremely clear that it's an irrelevant match for them, so I'm 100% sure that none of them will be at Tannadice right now.

I promised that I wouldn't make fun of Dundee United again, but I really have to make an exception here. This is fantastic. What an embarrassment of a club.

Ross Cunningham is actually a very nice guy. In all seriousness, I've only talked to Steve Brown on two or three occasions. He's always been complimentary about the music stuff, but he probably doesn't even know about the voluntary media work. I think he probably lets Paul Smith and Gary get on with that aspect of things, although some of the website/video content probably needs to be vetted by him before being published.

Another embarrassing night for Irish football.

Are we allowed to field two senior players? Steven Anderson + Steven MacLean on loan, please.

Pleasing. Hopefully these diddy team supporters will soon cease their incessant ramblings about St. Johnstone being in contention for relegation.

Can't believe this co-commentator is pronouncing Ikpeazu like 'Ikpeazu'. Sportsound have already clarified that it's 'Icky Peaso' and I have no reason to doubt them.

After everything I've done for them..

I didn't apply, you cheeky b*****d.

The most amusing part of this debate has been the description of the Saints media position as a 'dream job'. Passionate supporter or not, it sounds like one of the most unrewarding jobs in the world.

Bookmarked.