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Allapuh? Sounds a bit like "Whalloper".

GET AAHTA MY PAHB... ...licly funded civil list.

Impressive "Mascot Observing Remembrance Silence" pre-game as that Ayr Panda stood with bowed head as the flags were lowered. It went downhill from there. It could have been 5 or 6 by half time. I will never understand why people think that booing and screaming abuse at your own players will ever, ever help matters. Strangely, Harkins came on and played like Messi. The slower, fatter Messi. Actually quite impressive. When Thistle attacked in the last 15 mins, you had to wonder where all that desire had been for the first 75 minutes. We are in real danger.

I would like to apologise after the fact and upon reflection for typing "car bumber". Freud would have a fvcking field day...

Didn't you know that all the pollsters are working hand in hand with London Tories / UKIP / MI5 / a Celeb Peado Ring / Dick Cheney to cook the referendum poll books, and that actually, as indicated by the far more scientific "car bumber sticker and doorstep in Dundee index", Yes is on course win by a street? As a No Voter I think Yes still has a chance, but a small one only. If the First Minister has Mr Darling on the ropes and damages him substantially during the BBC debate, I can imagine that the polls will narrow significantly. You never know what's around the corner. I still think that it would take some major scandal or event to turn it around, though.

Modem? MODEM??? Is it a 56K modem that you plug into your curly phone line whilst typing documents in Wordperfect? People say "Router" these days... Anyway, I just wanted to moan about these bloody "100 Happy Days" and "5 good things today" posts that the young mummies on my timeline seem to enjoy sharing. They really should be called "I'm crying on the inside. Here's some stuff I did today that prevented me from taking my own life".

Anyone suggesting that it is over is getting ahead of themselves. There is always something that could come in from leftfield. What if Darling fluffs his lines in debate #2 and the FM pulverises him ? What if someone produced a recording of Cameron and Osbourne at a party years ago moaning about "Bloody Jocks"? It aint over til 19/9/14 That said, Yes supporters (not yourself, I concede) who chuck around terms for No Voters like Britnats, the BCC, Nawbags, Quislings, Shitebags, Cowards and the like can't reasonably complain about the tone of the debate, even if two wrongs don't make a right.

Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, will compensate you by sprouting hair from your nose, ears and eyebrows. Enjoy!

So my wife's colleague was a fan of the IT crowd and no one called him out on it.... sweet, he must have been on the wind up. What ever happened to a good old fashioned free bar and excessive alcohol intake until the small hours? Now THAT is fun. Sigh. About ten years ago I went to a management team meeting in Coventry or somewhere and we (a group of 8 men, all over 30, some were over 40) were led out into the carpark and stood in circle where we threw a bean bag around to our colleagues, the recipient had to name a "business blocker" then throw the bag on to the next victim... I recall that we were all a bit embarrassed by it and some of the guys dropped the bag. [ETA - sorting out who was over 30 and 40]

I really enjoyed that. Well done both teams for putting on a show and congratulations Saints.

You're dead inside. The rest of us are hugging the fvck out each other all day every day.

Just logged onto FB and found this. Good friggin grief... As a species, we are doomed.

Haven't kept up with the thread, so apologies if already added, but the invented adjective "Customer-centric" really sandpapers my gonads.

Today's treat in a meeting down South was our "drive to minimise failure demand" - ie "let's all try to stop fvcking things up".

My wife was in a meeting where someone with fallopian tubes for ears suggested "Let's put that in the ideas fridge and snack on it later"