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It was actually the ginger one with the wavy hair. Peta something I think she was called.

I always used to fancy Cody Willis for some unknown reason.

My Boss's Daughter One of them you just watch in bed whilst trying not to think about going to work the next morning. I got about half way through it then began to ponder if it was the worst film I have ever watched. Tara Reid started to do a strip which kept my interest but she only got down to her bra which annoyed me further. I stuck it out and out of nowhere one of the gags had me laughing like an idiot, so for this one gag i'm going to give it 3/10 and that's being nice.

I think that is correct. Also, why did the paper hire a woman who looks to be about 8 months pregnant?

If you aren't at the football tomorrow i'm pretty sure they show them all on Fiver in the afternoon at some point. You've not missed much in Neighbours though. Dan's ex is back and causing havoc (restraining order on Susan) Carmella left last week, Steph has a new boyfriend. Zeke and his new pals fall out with Declan and thingi too.

I have some sort of eye infection when i'm meant ot be out with a bird tonight. I look like a monster.

Remember that gothic bint he was shagging? Jesus Christ.

Kiss Him!!

Banks fucking about with charges. I've called them fuckwits three times these past three months to change my direct debit to the day after I get paid. They said they'd refund one of the charges then I can't claim anything back for a year.

Me and my old man went into a rant when we saw him giving Declan shit at some engagement party. My mum actually told us both to calm down. It was when Declan cheated on that slut bitch hag bird of his.

Did anyone see that film on bbc last night? It started at about 11pm and was about some guy who was good on the piano. I saw up to the point where he was doing some performance and I fell asleep and missed the ending. Anyone know the name of it? Maybe someone has a tv mag handy they'd be as kind to check for me? Editted to say i've remembered as soon as I posted that - it was called Shine.

Good Call. I make it that Carmella, Bridget, Nicola, Mickey's mum, Susan, Ringo and Paul have all been in the past few months and i've hardly watched the show this past year so there may be ones i've missed. That's loads considering they only focus on 5 or 6 households on Ramsey Street.

Yeah, since i've started watching again I have a bit of beef with Neighbours. The number one point is what most of you have raised - them little b@stards. I hate watching the music at the start when they are on them horses. I also hate Bridget in them dungarees - is it possible to make her any more hideous? Speaking of Bridget - was it wrong of me to tilt my head trying to get a better look when she was on the bed the other night in them short type things lassies sleep in?

So is Home and Away worth watching nowadays then? I've changed shifts at work which allows me to get back in time to watch Neighbours now after missing it for a few months. I catch up on Saturdays if I miss a couple of episodes.

There's something wrong with Rebecca's mouth which I can't quite work out. The best I can describe it is a cross with a horse and a gummy bear.

"You have a point, but it depends what angle and in what light you look at her My point was more about the fact she annoys me more than her shagability. I really don't see the big hoo-ha about Donna though. She just looks strange." That suggests to me you would rather roger Bridget than Donna?

I wanna pipe that b1tch who keeps stealing police cars. (waits for someone to identify she's only 14 or somert)

Defiance - nicely done and I assume they stayed pretty close to the truth because there wasn't too much 'action' in the film. A respectable 7/10. Enemy at the Gates - Really like this film despite hating Jude Law. 9/10.

Sex Drive Got outvoted with the couple of folk I went to the cinema with and ended up watching this. Couple of bits were mildly entertaining but not worth the cinema entry fee. Wait til it comes on sky movies if you were thinking about going to see this one. 4.5/10

Did I tell you i've played darts with Webster and defeated him at 'round the clock'!? It was my finest sporting hour. A mate of mine used to beat him on the odd occassion too. He was at Liverpool Uni about 5 years ago but dropped out in his second year. He was in the same dorms as my pal. Went on the lash with him once, decent fella.

Odds?

How many more books are there by him I should read? I've done LOTR as couple of times, Hobbit and the one I mentioned above. Any where some enchanted maids get it on or owt?

Tale of Beren and Lúthien A book by Tolkien set around 5000 years before the LOTR story. Nothing special really - 6/10

East Stirling cost be a fair return but when they're humped it's not quite as bad as a last minute goal for a 1-1 draw when you've been winning for so long I suppose.

Hand driers in the bogs. It pisses me off more than it should really when there's no paper towels left to dry your hands and you spend ages with your hands underneath the drier and all it is doing it moving the drops of water around your hand. Always end up just fecking it off and wiping my hands on my shirt.