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An old guy that worked at the paper stall in stobhill hospital was a septic tank and his name was CHUCK McPROUD

Todays winner .... "Helicopter overview" I have no idea

Genuine electrician here: what is tripping? Main rcd? Rcbo? Surely your "electric fence" needs to be fed off a main switch. Either that or your first victim/tresspasser will blow the breaker letting zombie hoardes/cattle into your compound/land????

Offering a service in good faith.....you'll have me greeting in a minute. What about the times you've had a bet on and they change the odds after the event and cite a pricing error. f**k them

North korea are not guilty of hacking SONY, its all just an elaborate insurance scam commited by angelina jolie and brad pitt to finance their ever increasing brood

Ive got a meeting in 9 hrs time with area managers and local reps (how the f**k im invited is anyones guess since im an electrician) and each one of these meetings makes a wee bit of my soul die every time i attend them. The latest one for us seems to be "its not a blame culture" as we look to see who will carry the can for the last monumental clusterfuck.

Aye right you are then

Aye ok we'll deal with this one point at a time 1. Im not wrong thats only your opinion 2. If you have other people such as grandparents (who by the way are the worst people to stick to YOUR rules about YOUR kids) you can only point them in a direction of how you want your kid raised as they seem to do what they want as they raised you and think they know better 3. "When you choose to work" why have kids when both of you f**k off for the majority of the day and only see your beloved precious little darlings for 20 mins in the morning and 20 mins at night. Kids are not a lifestyle they are a lifelong commitment that need constant attention and reassurance that they are loved by their parents spending time with them. Not two holidays a year or 2 cars in the drive 4. She was the one that mentioned splitting up over a diddy arguement. An arguement that she is part of as the kid is sent to the grandparents who would appear happy enough to take the kid but it doesnt appear they are following the rules that are laid down as if they are employees. In summing up, this is a forum, where people post their stories and other people give their opinions. If the opinion isnt to your liking thats fine but its a bit black and white to start your post with "Wow, well your wrong" Cheers

When you choose to work over one of you looking after your kids dont be surprised when the person looking after the kid decides what they want the child to do. You cant fire the kid to your mums with a set of strict guidelines. Grandparents especially are a law unto themselves. And tell the mrs to get a grip, split up? Over a stupid arguement regards your mum? Stop texting people and talk. Ive been through all this shit and the only thing that works is straight talking but ask yourself.... if it was her mum that was the problem would she be so keen to throw in the towel with you?

With the boys in work the 7 of us picked a team each for a fiver. I took dundee united.......£35 returned £910

Box of sol, have a good one everybody

Frozen - total guff, even my 3 year old had enough half way through Gravity - caught me unaware as i actually enjoyed it 8/10

4/10 pretty poor effort again

5/10 on todays one

8/10 anchorman.

George benson - give me the night

Aspall premier cru #dece

Unfortunately i have to work, but the way its going it must only be a matter of time before im the chairman of rangers

GIRFUY ya wee diddy agent of mind control. Must be a nightmare having to work till 60, the rest of us will have to struggle on to 68 possibly 70. Nightmare scenario

Here goes....... 1. I think i could do anything if i tried hard enough....but the fact im a lazy b*****d means i pretty much just talk a good game 2. I have no time for most of the population, i think i could quite happily live on a desert island and never feel the need to contact anybody again 3. I defend people who are only children against people who have brothers and sisters and insist its quite a good way to grow up, but being truthful i think its being an only child that makes me a bit of a sociopath (see no.2) 4. I dont mind the rain but windy weather bursts my tits 5. I love my kids but hate everybody else's

My uncle worked with a guy who got his boy a start and basically covered his arse at all times. The boy got the nickname "christy brown" cos his da carried him everywhere (from the movie - my left foot) Also went to school wae a boy who had a hard on at a swimming lesson so he was called "the hard man" from that point on

Stereotypical scottish pish film. How can nobody do a scottish accent (even scottish people when they have a camera pointed at them).

Just watched "turbo" with the kids, pretty good imo and when their in bed ive got the simon pegg one to watch (worlds end ?)

£79 odd back for a ten spot on : St gallen +4 corners Wigan -2 corners Psv eindhoven to win Roll on saturday

Saddam hussain had to be removed by the americans as he was wanting to start trading oil in euros not dollars, affecting the u.s dollar as a strong currency