HMFC Mitchy

Birsd at my work is called Moreblessings. NHS is full of absolute scrabblebags of names.

Hangovers take at least 2 days, comedowns at least 3. Hair thinning. Looked at a knitted cardigan today and thought "aye, thats just what I need" Midlife crisis happening. 26.

ching, hookers and tyres.

Dean shelds.

Pushing back, amirite?

Had a great last few months but I can feel it creeping back in, and the dread of it happening soon and going back to where I was is making it worse. Surrounded by loved ones and friends as its christmas, but slowly feeling more alone. Happy christmas when it comes folks.

Deflection, your honour.

My daughter asked to use her potty for the first time ever yesterday. Scenes!

Pure shite here. Was looking forward to getting the #dadbod out.

Daughters 2nd birthday today. Yay

U got cam? A/S/L?

Polis are looking into it.

6 fit free and 21 stane. Just had an induction at puregym - hopefully shift some of the lard. Looking for 6 stane aff before chrimbo.

If I was that poor laddies family, I would become a terrorist. Big bit of shite banter from hebdo.

Apple Jim Beam and blue charge. Washed down with #dares. Mad yin.

Is Grimbo a real person?

The volume and power button are on the wrong side of my remote.

I know this raging arsebandit. A rattlecunt of the highest order, worse than eugene.

Get with the times Grandad.

Shop around, buy small bottles initially with different concentrations of pg/vg and strengths. You'll find one you like for a few weeks and then want to change it up. Have fun!

DIG UP THE ROOOOAAAADDDD

My 18 month old has just started experimenting with tantrums. Big ones.

Widnae

The hand guy works at BT and loves a line or five. Phil is deece.

Cheers for the advice guys. I'll be heading to the docs at some point (need time off due to working hours and I'm still in the initial probationary period) and they'll hopefully sort something out. Makes me feel like I'm not actually a man.