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"The world doesn't revolve around you Simon...You're Not the Moon"

bump . Never put Alan Gordon Partridge on page two............. you blonde b*****ds.

^^^^^ Wasted his stationery money on Cockrings.

^^^^^ Should have bought Sambas from JD's

Provided you stick to decent brands (Mizuno, John Letters, Titleist, taylor Made) etc you will be fine. Don't spend too much on wedges as you are a beginner, better save your time for lessons and membership. Might also be worth looking at some of the cavity backed wedges Callaway and (perhaps) yonex, wilson staff produce. They are easier to hit, and more forgiving.

Do you drink with the back door ajar?

Dukes is longer.

I don't think it is, I've played it from the back tee's, remember it being about 7,000 yards .

^^^ Moron. The new one would have the same expire date.

Murrayshall Crieff Glenisla All excellent courses. I played Turnberry last week for £85 quid which I thought was decent value, Excellent course and pretty easy from the Yellow tee's (shot about 70) A different course from the championship tee's im sure. Keeping on this topic what is the longest course in Scotland? I've played The Dukes at St Andrews which is about 7,700 yards from the blacks. Anything beat this? I remember Lytham Grange being very long from the back tee's.

While your advice is sound, I'm taking a sabatical from all competitive golf until March 2013. I've been making swing changes and need to it, within 6 holes of medal play I was returning to old way, in order to maintain a score.

Anyone watch tonight Partridge on Sky atlantic?

It's slightly worse than the Oasis version. Granted it's a terrible song, but this version is better. Mainly because he's very good. Watch it all.

Perhaps in the past, these days he's mad for the parker ball point.

How do you pronounce the name " Duguid" , got an uncle with this name. He's a nice man but he always wears a kilt.

OK. Happy holidays to you and keith

600 pp for a week in the canaries? I went to cape verde for less#Imfromperthshire Thomsons flights annoy me because there is no entertainment. I was in Rhodes this june, 5 hours with nothing to do on the plane. I just had nice thoughts of my youth and semi-clad women.

"This wine tastes of chewits"

How do you load google maps?

....he sits on channel 4's educational pannel and he's black Ronald Bigg's.

The politics one is brilliant. The by-election caused by the death of sir morris christopher, who chocked ot death on scampi.

PW - 120 yards 9 iron - 135 yards 8 iron - 148 yards 7 iron - 160 yards 6 iron - 170 yards 5 iron - 180 yards 4 iron -190 yards 3 iron- 200 yards 1 Iron- 220 yards 3 wood - 240 yards Driver - 275 yards I'm a decent golfer, but I would love to find extra yardage with my longer Irons.

George St.