Bill Carr

I hope you go bald.

I hope you fall down an escalator and hit your teeth on the steps

I hope fall down the stairs. Backwards.

I hope a moth circulates your bedroom as you try to sleep

I hope someone puts a toaster into your bath tub while you bathe.

I hope a Chinese family break into your house whilst your on holiday and turn it into a Chinese restaurant

I hope your kettle starts a kitchen fire.

Hope your washing machine floods your house

I hope you develop kidney stones.

I hope you stand on a drawing tack

I hope you drop a glass mug(filled with boiling soup) on your foot.

I hope you cut your ballbag whilst clipping your pubes.

I hope someone sprays weedkiller over your lawn.

I hope your dog dies.

I hope your second hand Mini Metro breaks down in the middle of the motorway.