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  1. 1812 Overture and Ode to Joy sprang immediately to mind
  2. Man in bath: I wouldn't laugh at you when you poo poo poo cuz I loooooooove you.
  3. Aye we tend to presume that, because ejaculation and orgasm happen around the same time, that they're the same event. They're not and with training you can separate them. Tantrics have full body orgasms with no ejaculation, meaning that they can have sex for ages without any need of a refractory period.
  4. Ach they're not going to know sarge. And you'll be putting them in a bath after, so you're hurting nobody.
  5. There's a lot of good reasons to abstain from ejaculating, mostly to do with testosterone and energy levels. Many men who do this report (anecdotally at least, I don't have data) feeling more energised. Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater though. Self pleasure practice without ejaculation can transform your relationship with sex as well as strengthening erections and increasing longevity (as well as increasing levels of oxytocin and feeling less "needy" around sex). Have a read of "Multi-orgasmic man" my Mantak Chia. It's a good start.
  6. I was thinking about my reaction to it too. My lowest point as a Jags fan was the pumping by Ayr on the last day in 98 which sent us down to the seaside leagues and I genuinely thought we were done as a club. To make matters worse, Celtic had won the title for the first time in a decade and the following Monday was like VE day at my (catholic) high school. Absolute murder. We've been to the top flight and the seaside a couple of times since, and nothing will compare to that day (before admin became more common) so perhaps we have a more inbuilt equanimity in the face of such arse collapses.
  7. Quintessential compo faces these. Exemplars of the genre. The woman looks like she's been waiting for this her whole life. Her time to whine.
  8. I don't know whether to be proud or disappointed that there wasn't anything close to a heads gone by any of my fellow Harrys after our shitting of the bed on Sunday.
  9. He was also married to an IRA member iirc. Interesting life by the sounds of it.
  10. I thought the same. He's a class player and a tremendous athlete. He surely can't spend his whole career at Celtic.
  11. I honestly thought we were home and dry after our goal. County huffed and puffed, but didn't seem to create anything. Getting that lucky break with the penalty really exposed a fragility in our mentality, we fell apart quite quickly after that. We no longer seemed to have confidence in our passing game and at one point hoofed it long when we had a four man break at the edge of our box. So many wrong decisions made in the final third as well. It's probably the most ineffectual Graham has been in a wee while too. He was a pain and occupied defenders, but didn't get much change. I fucking hate the handball rule, and the VAR checks today were far too long. County played well, with Dhanda and Laidlaw being the standouts. I'm fucking miserable tonight. Fuckin boo.
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