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How long do you have to wait before wearing something on a night-out that you've bought? I considered wearing a shirt tonight that I got in from delivery this morning, but thought, nah that's bloody sad that is.

Aye. 2018. Craig Gordon f**k knows about full-backs, I'll be amazed if it's anyone who currently has Scotland caps, given that they are all, to a man, shite. I'll go with Jack Grimmer for right-back and either Kevin McHattie or Clark Robertson for left-back Grant Hanley Danny Wilson(even though I think he's overrated and shite) Matthew Kennedy Fraser Fyvie James McArthur Liam Kelly Islam Feruz Tony Watt Subs: Matt Phillips, James Forrest, Keith Watson, Barry Bannan, Snodgrass, Steven Fletcher, Johnny Russell, GMS, Ryan Fraser, Declan Gallagher. It's probably likely that the majority of the team will be made up of players not many of us have currently heard of I think.

My mate(well, not really a mate as such just a guy I know from uni) knows her, she's from Ireland. Cork I think.

"I can read you like a book. And not a very good book, and certainly not Bravo Two Zero by Andy McNab, which actually improves with every read." ^Everyone on the thread should be wheeling that beauty out every time someone tries and fails to skill-move past them on FIFA.

Cannot believe Rodgers got rid of Charlie Adam and Aquilani in favour of Jonjo Shelvey. Absolute clown.

I dont think it was in the cinema, it was probably after you blond b*****d.

One of my mates from uni met his old teacher(also married with children) randomly in the cinema and ended up rattling her. Good on them I say.

I always wake up from a night-out with wee cuts on my fingers, arms and hands. This happens a good 50-60% of the time, regardless of how much I drink.

Well, the picture was taken in an Aberdonian club. Maybe Clangfield has one of they mad face scaffolding things that go up through your mouth like Javier Bardem in the latest James Bond movie, and he doesn't wear it in public so he can go out on the piss without getting grief for it. Probably not though.

There's a ridiculous number of Irish rugby and GAA type sasijs at my uni. Only outnumbered by the fucking teuchtars.

What do you want, a Mint Imperial or something?

But my body, MAAAA BODY is telling me yes.

Nah, nah I lost them on Friday(but somehow managed to keep my wallet and £65). They were all separate incidents. Going to head to Queen Street Polis tomorrow. The nightclub said they didn't have it.

Lost my cards at the weekend. Can't get my bank card re-issued without ID, can't get my ID re-issued without my card details(which I don't know). What do I do? I've lost my passport, bank cardx2, wallet, ID and student card since the middle of September. All in the same nightclub I think. Getting beyond a joke.

Yeah, maybe if you're a filthy bigot he does.

'triffic.

Never liked the Larry Forsyth sketches in the last series, but this one was brilliant. At this point in the experiment, I had to be subdued.

Cheers for the answers. I don't suppose it will mend itself if I just let it get on with it on its own?

I fucked my ankle at the weekend. I don't remember how I done it, just hobbling home looking like id just been shagged up the arse. It's swollen up pretty badly. But my foot is swollen too, and it hurts when i move my toes up or down(especially down). And I've just noticed purple bruising on the bottom of my foot. So my question is, have I fucked up some internal shit in my foot or ankle?

Think he's on about his willy mate. edit: looks like he's been pals with Olivier Giroud and Craig Samson for a while.