rustyarabnuts

Jeez oh where's the summer gone ??

Having to use the tumble dryer in July.....JULY!!!!!

This *^^We had a young(ish) patient with sepsis writhing around in bed, very very ill and clearly in a lot of pain and her mother asks can she take her outside for some fresh air !!!! Un feckin believable!!! eta she was a smoker

I'm in the admissions ward and we do either 2 nights 3 off then another 2on/3off or a run of 3 each month it is absolutely non stop in our ward but I love it shifts just fly by, quite often a lot busier than the day shifts, the only bad thing that I've experienced is minor hallucinations due to tiredness at the end of the run of 3 (I'm unlucky this month, have 2x 3 runs of nights )

Sitting in the hospital waiting area trying very hard not to burst out laughing .Best one has to be what looks like a cow

was it not Putrid Vulva?

Tax credit renewals to do cbfa!!

^^this or the old "classic" - "more tea vicar?" or "quiet in the officer's ranks!!"

Why on earth would you wire it to your own domestic supply?, just lassoo a cable over the nearest power line- problem solved ,no hefty bills

just seen Kingsley for the first time this morning and thought what a monstrosity,thats gonna go down well!! then read the reports and posts on here ... fantastic bit of PR for Thistle absolute genius!!

it's ok Mozza, I'm DD3 also

My boy said it was amazing , couldn't believe Condemned got played , so gutted to have missed it

just fall in the street and pretend to be confused -bingo straight into AMU

Quality street meh! its thorntons special selection these days

I have no clue as to what day it is ; oh the joys of shift work !!

should really read "Dundee man gets pissed and leaves Dead dad in car"

I got these Gel pursuit 2 for my work ,they are so comfy ,well worth the £35 I paid for them

Dey dont do dat day dontdey doh?

I had it done quite a few years back, on my 30th birthday,(under general anaesthetic I hasten to add!), the anaesthetist and his assistant on checking my DOB/CHI number started singing "happy birthday" !!!

Whit???? his show on radio4, "What's the K for?" is hilarious!! for me my 5 are 1. Ricky Gervaise (x5) about as funny as having your small intestine travel up and strangle your brain !

The Book Thief, pretty good, obviously not as good as the book

up here in dundee I think it's about 6-12 weeks after referral

my bins lying on the pavement, empty, think it was out on the lash and fell over -pissed !

and my old school pal Gregor MacGregor