Witold Sygula

He was offered a deal with us when we got promoted in 2014 but chose to stay in the Championship with Hearts. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/2931807/dundee-united-paul-mcmullan-james-keatings/

Pretty sure it's Ziggy, but we know he's coming back to us. I suspect he's the "worst kept secret"

Ziggy is on Off the Ball at the moment and has confirmed he's definitely coming back to Accies

He's joined us according to Wikipedia; https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_McGowan

Seems like Sevco fans believe he should be on his way to Ibrox https://www.followfollow.com/forum/threads/aaron-mcgowan.32947/

This goes out to the charming band of currants I happened upon in Sauchiehall Street this afternoon. They fit the image of the arrogant biggoted bully boys that has made this thread such a joy to behold. You probably won't be reading this guys, but just remember, your club is dead, gone forever, doesn't exist. No SPL football for the likes of you for a long long time. This songs for you.........

Available soon at a football ground near you.....

Same thing surely?

Am I the only one who thinks that a Newco Buns in Div 3 would be the gathering place for the most bigoted and racist orcs; the worst of the worst away supporters who followed a club that doesn't exist any more....Rangers I think they were called?

Dammit! You've seen through my cunning plan! Second only to Rangers FC, I regard ice cream as the work of the devil, and representative of all that is evil in our society. I had hoped that if I dragged this issue through all the range of courts and appeal tribunals, ice cream would eventually be subsumed into the giant Green Jelly Corporation and eventually become liquid and disappear down the drain of history. Seeing Rangers die is not enough, we need to rid the world of ice cream while we're at it!!

Ah, now, do you mean that the person is fit and proper to receive the bowl, the contents of the bowl, or previous contents of the bowl, or another as yet undefined quantum? And assuming the contents of the bowl is ice cream, will there come a point when the natural liquidation of the ice cream becomes inevitable?

My boy is dead keen on a jelly and ice cream party and fully understands the reasons. However we have a problem in that I don't like ice cream but the wee fella is refusing to trade me his jelly for my ice cream. He says that on this special occasion I've just got to eat the ice cream! I've told him he's not a fit and proper person to tell me when I have to eat ice cream, he just laughs and says its worth it if Rangers are dead. Now is that fair?

Wow! One of the best ever! Keep em coming mate,thus will keep me amused til the shit really hits the fan

Would it be stretching things to have the 1935 Scottish Cup retrospectively awarded to The Accies :-)

Have to hold my hand up....my info that the docu would claim that Minty arranged for the Bunnet's phone to be bugged was bollocks. Clearly I was duped