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  1. Ayr v Queens

    Absolute state of the goalkeeping in that first clip, palmed the shot straight out in front of him right into the danger zone We deserved the win last night, so well done to the players for getting it over the line. Particular praise to Doohan for coming and collecting the ball twice in the closing minutes to completely relieve the pressure. I just wish I knew what happened to the free-flowing, absolutely sexual stuff we were playing earlier in the season. The hoofball in the second half was horrific to watch and if QOTS had nicked an equaliser, it would have been brought on by ourselves.
  2. Absolutely ridiculous foul to give away from Ross Docherty which led to the goal. Thought we were worth a draw today. Miller had am excellent game aside from a shocker of a miss in the first half.
  3. Failing to make the Play-offs having been genuine Title Contenders going into March would be a complete failure, regardless of whether our pre-season aims have been achieved.
  4. That was laughably shite. A complete and utter shambles just like the last 4 or 5 home games have been. Not even sure what more there is to say.
  5. Kazakhstan V Scotland

    Because Bain is quite obviously the better goalkeeper. Any Sunderland fan would tell you that without Jon McLaughlin this season, they would be struggling to make the Playoffs, he has been absolutely outstanding. In comparison, Bain is tested relatively infrequently in goals for Celtic. As has been mentioned already. McLaughlin was comfortably the best goalkeeper in the Premiership before he moved in the summer, so it's not an unreasonable question to ask why Bain should be the automatic number one.
  6. Bundesliga 2018/2019

    Not easy games to get tickets for. Tends to be easy enough to get Dusseldorf tickets, but as with any other club, it's different when it's Bayern. Koln v Hamburg will not go to public sale, so you're looking at c**ts on Viagogo etc if you want tickets for that.
  7. Players with Punchable Faces

    Not even up for debate.
  8. Random Matches You Are Going To...

    Jump on one of the buses down to Southend to see Jack Ross's Red and White Wizards lift the League One trophy*
  9. Bundesliga 2018/2019

    With Hannover having already played the new manager card and still being absolutely f***ing stinking, it's hard to see them playing Bundesliga football next season. Other teams that have looked equally rank at times (Augsburg, Mainz, Stuttgart) have also shown they are capable of pulling results out the bag, but aside from beating 10-man Nurnberg at home, Thomas Doll doesn't seem to have improved anything at H96.
  10. Berlin

    There's a Hertha club shop in the main train station (Hauptbahnhof) and you can buy tickets there. If you buy a WelcomeCard for your trip, show them that at the shop and you get discount on the tickets.
  11. Smallest Support In SPFL

    Always been very impressed by the numbers that Queen's Park and Cowdenbeath bring to Somerset considering their home supports, as well as the vocality of their fans. Honourable mention to Clyde too.
  12. Ayr vs Dunfermline

    Ah yes, the man Stan Collymore described as 'the worst manager he ever played under', whose training methods were 'like something from 1975'. Personally can't think of a more ringing endorsement.
  13. Random Matches You Are Going To...

    Saw that. Just evidences the farce that VAR brings. It really isn't an improvement to the game at all. Looks a fantastic ground though, very well suited to the club in terms of size.
  14. Your teams's funniest XI

    GK - Barry John Corr - Conceded 4 in the first half at home to Ross County, was told by fans at the HT whistle to get to f**k. Was subbed at half time and never seen again. RB - Jean Yves Anis - Very excited to sign someone with an exotic sounding name. Shouldn't have been. Disappeared about 5 minutes after arriving. CB - Craig Beattie - Yep, him. In a move that I can only imagine was just for banter, Mark Roberts decided to give him the number 5 shirt and play him at Centre Back. Shockingly enough, we lost. CB - Mark Campbell - Nothing wrong with him as a defender, but decided to list him after remembering that The Sun tried to claim Arsenal were after him. His next club? Falkirk. LB - Jonathan Tiffoney - Wanted to leave Ayr thinking he was destined for the very top. Ended up playing as an Amateur for Alloa. Rather than becoming the galactico he thought he was, he is now a part time footballer and full time sex offender, having been added to the Register for taking indecent images of a woman and sending them to other people. RM - Mark Duthie - Seemed to hit a wild shot out of the ground at least once per game. Must have smashed more windows during his career than he scored goals. CM - Steve Bowey - Excellent player, not at fault at all for our eventual relegation. Just a completely random loan signing from England, looked about 65 years old but strolled through games. CM - David Sinclair - Absolutely rancid footballer, loved a 40 yard ping straight onto the railway line. Last seen holding a fish in the newspaper. LM - Ryan Caddis. Absolutely electric talent when he signed, he then had a late penalty at home to Dunfermline to get through to the next round of the cup. Everyone got their first generation camera phone out to record this triumph. He slotted it straight into the keeper's arms, hand his career crumbled immediately. Never the same player again. CF - Junior Mendes - Scrapping with Morton at Cappielow on the last day of the season, needed to get something from the game to stay up. At 2-1 down, Junior Mendes decided to walk off the pitch as his wrist-tape had come undone. Spent 5 minutes pissing around trying to find some replacement tape while our Championship status was evaporating beside him. CF - Michael Moore - Wtf.