Wile E Coyote

"Right lads, let's all chip in for a big display. Its great. It kinda looks like 10 people but it doesn't actually look like anybody"

No idea how much they paid for this but they were ripped off. Its fucking shite

At least Senna and Navratilovo had a legitimate claim to actually be the best when they used Tina's song

What about Holly the hypocrite. Sitting there crying with her hand on his knee calling him brave when he came out as gay when he was just doing so he wasn't outed as a turbo nonce

Its not meant to be fair. Ayr were 2nd, Thistle were 4th. Ayr deserve any advantage being at home for the 2nd leg gets. All hypothetical of course as this is a pumping

Just wait until David Jason dies

Its because people have the right to privacy. John Terry's was refused for example because it was ruled he was doing it for financial reasons rather than privacy reasons

The actor Hugh Bonneville also has a super injustion out about his shagging around so to say nobody knows about them is just plain wrong. If you are super famous they are pointless anyway as they are only enforcible in Britain so foreign press and websites can print what they like. Nobody outside Britain gives a f**k about Schofield that whys his is working so far but The Sun after him so its only a mater of time

he went to court to try to get one but it was refused

Have you ever heard of Ryan Giggs

Schofield giving a new meaning to the phrase "done a runner"

That he was shagging a young boy is fact. It is rumoured he has a court injuction out to stop any reporting on it. This is where it gets murky and possibly illegal. He started a sexual relationship when the boy was legal age but has known him since he was much younger and the word "groomed" has been used

Horrendous defence for the Braves tonight, not even little league standard. Twice players collided trying to make a catch and Matt Olsen dropped a catch I could have made

Replay there shows he's celebrating as soon as he hits it before its even in the net

Pick that out

Kenny mac brings in his flute and they have a chorus of "The Sash"

People who "hate" a level of football are not right in the head and not to be bothered with

Pity he doesn't have the knack of winning a trophy every time someone mentions he was won f**k all

Celtic are miles ahead of Rangers Rangers are just a better class of diddy team these days

Yep. Part of the resaon I am not going to the London Series this year (I was at both games the last time), the park is too small and its too easy to hit home runs

Somebody on twitter described him as "turned up dressed like Shakin' Stevens"

I love low scoring games. My favourite game ever is Game 7 of the 1991 World Series.

That's one way of looking at it. The other is he wasn't consistent enough to hold down a starting place. I favour the latter option

Not for me. He burned his bridges

He left because he knew the league was gone. If you were top or still had a realistic chance he would still be there and left at the end of the season