Roy Chubby Brown (see also Bernard Manning and Jim Davidson for utter bigots)
Kevin Bridges
Russell Howard
Lee Evans
Jack Whitehall and any other 'omg im so middle class types'
Horrendously awful band that sound like something straight outta 2001 with a hilariously bad tough guy aesthetic. They came to prominence about two years ago after this delightful incident.
System Of A Down have a UK date next year. Can't recall the last time they played the UK
http://www.metalsucks.net/2014/11/24/system-of-a-down-announce-arena-tour-commemorating-100th-anniversary-of-armenian-genocide/
Only a few weeks in and it looks like Suh is on his way out come the end of the season. He fancies New York by the sounds of things.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11605592/ndamukong-suh-likely-bolt-detroit-lions-season