BigFatTabbyDave

My mother hums and sings nonsense to herself, in true "dooby-dooby-doo GLOVES!" fashion. If there's any music on, she'll increase her volume to compensate. My father absorbs The Daily Mail in the same way that Rabbis study the Talmud, and attempts to teach his 'findings' in the same manner. Most damningly, they're both partially responsible for me

Wasn't there a whole thread about the correct way to make scrambled eggs? The way I remember it, everybody called me a BEAST agreed with my suggestion to make soft-boiled eggs and mash them in a cup with a wee touch of butter, mayonnaise, and salt.

Adding Daddies Sauce doesn't automatically make everything better.

I've noticed those frozen doner kebabs before. Keep meaning to try one sometime, as the idea sounds impossibly awful, but I worry it might just push me over the edge into self-harm and listening to Radiohead.

Best I've ever tasted. Not even embarrassed that I'm drooling at the thought of a wean's meal right now. Haters gonna hate.

Lidl have been moving to that patch of ground "imminently" for fucking years. Apparently they weren't happy about not having exclusive use of the car park off Greenside Street, despite it being half-empty most of the time, so they're moving to a smaller location that's guaranteed to have fewer parking places

Marks & Spencer do some that are pretty decent indeed. Three for a tenner. Closest I've found to an actual proper meal. I've been living on them for the past few weeks as I haven't been getting in 'til 2030 at the earliest, and I'll be fucked if I'm breaking out the pots and pans at that hour. I prefer this one to the OP's choice. Macaroni Cheese may be one of the few things that actually tastes better as a ready meal.

^^^ fooling naebdy.

You have to listen to c***s repeating the phrase, "ooh, it's really wet out there!" all day.

I have caveman feet; they're big, and abnormally wide, so I have to buy a size bigger than would be necessary for their length. To make matters worse, one is a full size bigger than the other, so one of my feet ends up rattling around in a size 15 when a size 13 would be sufficient for non-Neanderthals. Years of squeezing into narrow shoes in my youth has left my poor pinky toes twisted sideways Still, at least I have the regulation number of toes, not being from Fife and all. Got to look on the bright side.

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Bob Holness Lord Lucan Idris Elba Burt Reynolds Michael Caine (in no particular order)

They're all over the Forth Valley these days for some reason. Imagine signing up for exotic missionary work and finding your first placement is Falkirk Jehovah's Witnesses too, congregating around their portable Watchtower displays and monitoring passers-by, solemn and silent. Creepy basts. Keep waiting for the Scientologists to show up, but I guess there isn't a lot of money in this area. Maybe they have an internment camp in Bridge of Allan.

You can power up Windows 95 in a second on a modern PC, although real men use DOS. Anyway, match these answers to the poster, and add your own: women posters on P&B the Labour party poor people

To quote a famous Welshman, "oh dear, how sad, never mind"