BigFatTabbyDave

Yeah, you did, and it was quite obvious. This is developing into an impressive minter.

Literally about to post that Malkkky thankfully seemed to be out of the running this time. Insert appropriate horrified GIF. Is it possible that one of the candidates could be recently successful, and not a has-been looking for a high-profile job to relaunch their career from? Not having been outed as a massive bigot would be nice too.

I'll donate £10 to charity if D.A.F.C never mentions Scotland on here again. £10, ffs. Last of the big spenders.

Listening to the radio today, it would appear that the general consensus among the populace is that doing something about this global warming stuff seems very important, but not if it means disrupting my commute. DIsturbing number of variations on, "yes, I appreciate it's vitally important to take direct action, but could it not be done somewhere that won't affect me in any way?"

He's from Fife. He'd be getting ready to throw it at passing aeroplanes. (low hanging fruit, sorry)

I'd choose Falkirk and Morton. The former are overdue a spell among the diddies, and it's always party time when Morton go down. Can't think why. Really not looking good for QoS now, though.

Really? I shudder to think what they'd have liked this season to look like. Nice to see you've been busy on the predictor too - I've been glued to it since Christmas Here's what I'm plumping for:

Worth bearing in mind that most councils charge charities for access to the tip these days; we were quoted £30 for each piece of unsellable old tat in one area. Fair enough, but it doesn't half lead to some red-faced disbelief when you have to explain to some entitled p***k that taking their threadbare couch will cost the charity money and yes, that is a bad thing.

Genuinely wouldn't have known what a Ward Rope was if it wasn't for the pictures. Has this person spent their life reading about 'wardrobes' with no idea what the word referred to? Or worse, thought "stick it in my wardrobe" meant something else?

B'Jesus! Bit down on your club's chances of ever getting promoted, there.

Yes. Also, do not speak ill of the dead (in WOW's case).

1. Wendy O. Williams - The Plasmatics (and a number of adult movies) 2. Donita Sparks - L7 3. Lori Barbero - Babes in Toyland (right, with the dreads) 4. Sean Yseult - White Zombie 5. Gen - The Genitorturers (Very NSFW. You have been warned. Do not click.)

Was listening to a podcast the other week when the regular Irish contributor mentioned the awful "top o' the marnin', begorrah, where's me Lucky Charms?" accents that a lot of Irish characters end up with in films/TV/video games, so the other (non-Irish) contributors all started doing their own terrible imitations. He waited for them to finish and pointed out that they were all doing dreadful Scottish accents. Between that and the number of folk on here who've been mistaken for Irish...is it possible that Irish and Scots accents are pretty indistinguishable to outsiders? I never would have thought it, but maybe when you're too close to something...

Unforgiven In the Line of Fire Play Misty for Me Dirty Harry Blood Work (purely for the so-bad-it's-good value) Disturbed by how few of his classic-era films I've seen TBH.