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BFTD

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  1. Looking forward to the PornHub spoof starring "Fanny Willies".
  2. Fair point. Probably quicker to see if they're wearing...whatever the opposite of Star Trek uniforms are at Ibrox. Star Wars style dirty rags with hoods?
  3. Racists seem to have worked out that the blanket "brown people = bad" strategy hasn't worked out so well for them, so the current idea is to hide behind a shield of self-interested sociopaths and pick off the current unpopular minorities. If successful - and it seems to be working right now - Sunak, Patel, Badenoch et al would make sure they were safely ensconced abroad by the time it would be their turn, probably doing the great Tory trick of acting shocked and stunned that their actions led to the exact thing they were planned to.
  4. Not the point, but The Sun's days of 5M+ sales are long gone - IIRC, the Daily Heil can lay claim to being the UK's biggest selling newspaper these days. Just let that sink in.
  5. I'd no idea WTF a Sidney Sweeney was, but that article is an astonishing work of fantasy. Anyone claiming they find it difficult to rip the heid aff (or batter their bean, in this case) to young women's tits in mainstream media should probably see a doctor, or perhaps be a bit more honest about their sexual preferences. This is like a Celtgers fan beeling about the lack of coverage their clubs get in the press.
  6. I've somehow missed seeing/reading anything from Mr Beast, but being in the company of Elon Musk, Andrew Tate, and Joe Rogan isn't making me more likely to try his chocolate bars.
  7. Imagine if there had been this many cameras when Ron Atkinson was managing Edit: we all know Malky Mackay prefers to save his embarrassing comments for formats where they can't be denied.
  8. I've been using P&B to discharge my effluent for more than a decade.
  9. They do have a habit of choosing the most inopportune times to use you as a mattress, don't they? You'll notice the charger next to her nibs in the picture I posted - as soon as the laptop comes out because I need to do some work, it's a case of "oh no, we won't be having any of that". If I'm just dicking around on P&B, she's curiously absent. The look I'm getting there is because I'd just shifted her off my lap to go to the lavvy (the cheek).
  10. Apparently when this happens, you're entitled to tell work you'll be on sick leave instead and keep your holiday leave for another time. I've had bosses who'd have burst into flames if any of us had tried that, which makes me wish I had.
  11. I know someone is bound to be racking their brains right now, so here it is: Lisa Ann. You're welcome.
  12. It's very simple; the "centre-right" have established that they're not racist unless recorded lynching (specifically) a black man while explicitly stating that his race is the only reason they're murdering him. Even then, a wee "I deeply regret my actions during this stressful time, as they could have been misconstrued as uncharacteristically racist" ought to see anyone right.
  13. If you liked VP Palin, you'll LOVE Boebert or Taylor Greene! Sadly unlikely that Trump will pick either despite their desperate pick-me behaviour. Seems like the women of the new GOP have to try really hard to stand out as particularly dense or reprehensible when compared to the men. Weirdos like Gaetz and DeSantis are lazy by comparison.
  14. I'd just noticed that - being turned down for Conservative Party membership would send anyone into a spiralling depression. They're basically saying you're either too much of a pauper or don't qualify as human (not sure which would have hurt him more).
  15. I don't appreciate the challenge to my role as Deviant-in-Chief. It's all I have in life.
  16. Exciting times! It's been fun seeing what parties like UKIP and Alba were willing to pin a rosette on over the years. Labour and the SNP pale by comparison. I wonder who'll be this election's David Coburn - boasting about being within touching distance of victory, before losing their deposit with Monster Raving Loony levels of support.
  17. BFTD

    Chair

    I got something that looked very similar maybe five or six years ago - I forget the brand, but it cost about the same, and I can neither confirm nor deny that the purchase may have been inspired by the fetching black and gold colours. I remember having similar issues, and it started to become uncomfortable after less than a year. Bought a couple of other gaming-type chairs for my son before that, and they didn't last long - for one, he switched back to his old knackered office chair after a few months, which had become a nesting spot for the cats. They didn't like the new one either.
  18. I doubt they did a full gynaecological exam on camera, you pervert. You can find footage of a lad with two willies though. Don't think he was even from Kathmandu.
  19. BFTD

    Chair

    Agreed. They don't last long either, whereas manufacturers of office chairs know their products are expected to stand up to years of abuse, and they've been more comfortable too, in my experience. Worth asking mates if their office is having a refit any time soon, as they often pay people to take away the old stuff and wouldn't care if someone else bagged a chair - I got asked to help clear out a shuttered branch of Burtons a few years back and the manager had a designer executive chair that originally sold for two grand I seem to remember @Miguel Sanchez looking for a chair during COVID, so maybe he's got some suggestions.
  20. Wait, has Oaksoft started referring to himself in the third person now? Edit: this is his fourth political party - originally claimed to be Labour, drooled all over the Tories' persecution of paupers, switched to SNP briefly because...well, f**k knows, and has now lined up with the fascists.
  21. Ooh, that's almost as bad as the SNAPE KILLS PALPATINE trolls!
  22. There's a really odd wee coterie of posters who express their dislike of this site regularly, yet continue posting, even opening up new accounts when punted. Presumably they also have accounts on AVForums and Mumsnet (the #1 and #3 top matches for 'politics forum' on Google) where they do the same thing.
  23. I don't believe they think it's real at all; they want to believe it is so they have an excuse for feeling important and acting like human effluent. Same goes for quite a few of these conspiracy theories. The adherents get way too much leeway for the damage they cause because we all assume they must be mentally ill and deserving of sympathy. Not always the case.
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