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The longer that youse persist with this imposter of a ‘coach’ the happier we will be. Again, no harm to you but anyone who watched that game yesterday and reckoned it was remotely competitive is kidding themselves. I seen a side low on confidence, decent in ability but utterly gutless when it comes to what to do when you go behind. Some of this can be managed, more so it can be mitigated, but the greatest influence on the outcome is the coaching. I’ll be more than happy to see McGlynn kick around for a decade there but you won’t improve a jot.

Fair do’s, but far from the saddest watch you’ll have today I’m guessing. Hard lines son.

You would have lost. The difference in poise, technique and class was alarming. Confidence is always a factor but the commentary of fans of sides who have played the Bairns this year has been consistent. You play nice, neat fitba but wilt under pressure with no plan B. I really would like to see Falkirk get back up with us to make the Champ the place to be but the softness in your guts is neither new nor easily fixed.

Good luck and keep the faith but if your boys cannae get up for a semi final at Hampden I fear for them in the playoffs. Airdrie will cane Falkirk if they have the same absenteeism as they did today.

I believe there may be a clause wherein if they don’t achieve promotion he gets another three year option to drill them into the core of the Earth. He had a similar deal at the Wee Team but thank the Lord Falkirk bought him out.

Genuinely fear for your Club. Nae harm but there’s nae pride and nae fight either. Caley have been shocking all year but they’ve absolutely schooled yiz here.

Har Mar Superstar never really had that much of a hold on himself in the first place tbf. I salute the boy in that photo; the number of fucks given is less than or equal to zero.

To my mind it would be absolutely within reason that they should resign, and immediately. Not only are they primarily concerned with the governance and good order of the sport in Scotland, they also officiated over the events that allowed the zombie offspring of a failed club, a reformed clumpany, access to the fourth tier of a semi-professional setup. They have allowed directors of the company that participated in a tax fraud of extraordinary scale, thereby gaining a financial advantage over all other clubs in that setup, to return to the same role in the new entity, almost without any scrutiny at all. They also know - as do we all - that Rangers are living beyond their means yet again, and the SFA have endorsed their thankfully brief visit to Europe this year despite not fulfilling several of the basic fiduciary and corporate criteria for entry to that competition. It's just so corrupt it isn't funny. At best, Regan and the Cockwomble have been negligent in their professional duty to the organisation that employs them. At worst, and with special reference to Regan, they have allegedly been complicit in undermining the spirit of fair play and ethical practice in Scottish football. They should absolutely resign. Agreed, they probably won't, but without question it should happen. I can only imagine what Turnbull Hutton would have to say about this - that would be well and truly popcorn-worthy stuff.

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...which is precisely why Kilmarnock is far from the worst town in Scotland. Cumbernauld is woeful, Johnstone too. Can't actually believe someone had a pop at Kirkwall when there are places like Fraserburgh and f*cking Larkhall to 'visit'. Actually, special mention for Larkhall; culturally decrepit and an absolute jakepit, it absolutely needs razing.

These tales of Buckie-launching are incredibly unlikely if only due to the minute possibility that a Rangers fan would heave a container of their precious ned-juice, even when empty. The BRALT has once again descended into a cesspit of Celtic/Sevco whataboutery - hopefully something of actual substance occurs soon so it can emerge to entertain once more.

Na thanks. Would involve me reading the output of someone as thoroughly deluded as yourself so I'll pass all the same.

A sensation I doubt your zombie club will last long enough to enjoy. How terribly sad for you.

Ah yes, taking legal authority from John 'Abs' Collins. If that's not grasping for straws I'm not sure what is.

You're best just letting him ramble on and putting him on ignore. He indeed treads the fine line between idiot parody and genuine idiot and therefore it's not really worth wasting energy determining precisely which he is.