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Richard Forster is doing the BBC highlights

Listen Wayne, just be happy with Colleen.

Gonna be a lot of cousins fucking tonight

Cigars Oot?

Every flick, fancy and gallus bit of behaviour

I said before, if we didn't have that cold snap in December the St Mirren game postponed due to burst pipes would have, on form, probably been a loss. As it turned out it was Ketts first and was the start of the revolution. A home defeat against a fellow diddy would have potentially not given Hammy the grace he then got till Raith as you'd have had an extra week of clamouring for his P45. The prize money should have asterisks and footnotes to show how much of it was used as Golden Handshakes to pay off the failure for the 2 respective gaffers.

From memory it’s about €350k Euros per tie plus you get money from UEFA for travelling expenses. I get the table shows prize money but that £478k would probably be total awarded by UEFA. Just annoying as that winnable two legged tie and Raith in the Scottish Cup would have been an extra +£1m (cumulative with gate revenue) in the hippy.

Here me out, since the broadcaster, SFA, Doncaster and their fans only have interest them and circumventing pyramids, create 8 new regional teams and form a new breakaway top tier. Since all they care about bragging rights, the them and us thing, singing about wars in other countries let them do so 20x a season. Let the bile pound flow. For the 16 games against fellow brethren, they can try out tifo'ing each others all black wearing paramilitary ultras with scarves knotted mid nipple. The Green clubs are contractually obliged to steal other songs synonymous with English clubs, "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles", "The Liquidator", etc. The Blues unfortunately are not afforded credit terms and must pay for everything up front. Saves on the charade of Sky sending cameras to Almondvale or SMiSA to adhere to any obligations. All games hosted at Ibrox and Parkhead, Chris Sutton and Fat Sally/Chris Boyd mud wrestle in a paddling pool at half time. Newco Celtic Newco Colts Celtic Colts Lothian & Borders Shamrocks Lothian & Borders Staunch Loyal Central, Fife & Tayside Entitled Central, Fife & Tayside Victims Grampian and Highlands Peepul Grampian and Highlands Oppressed The rest of us can compete in a competitive 16 team 2nd tier where in theory anyone can win it on opening day, you know ...... sport. The arrangement is they get the champions League spot and playoff until Putin is deposed. The rest of us get the 3 other diddy UEFA places. I actually think the authorities, Tories and a good number of their fans would buy in.

The Fairy Tale taught us Billy goats crossed bridges trolls lived under them.

Try reading Grimmy's blog in Grimmy's accent, placing "tit" before any noun.

Red dots gonna go up quicker than a Blue Peter appeal totaliser on here. To give context, that statement is as popular as permission to talk requests from Spurs for you lot ..... ...... or soap

This could grow arms and legs @Busta Nut

Motherwell thread collectively nods and winks at “dog walking”. There’s a roundabout near the Roman Baths that heads up the hill to Bellshill. In among those trees and stuff is the most dog friendly, unless it’s a wee fat thing your Mrs carries round in a handbag then the far side between the water sports centre and and the starting tower for the rowing.

The boys are back a fortnight on Monday, unless they’ve gone to Turkey and engaged in the Raging Bull diet are they gonna get beasted in preseason?

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Maybe your confusing me citing Dundee United based on size and turnover and not on capability which is separate. My point was about if they were adequately resourced and people doing various jobs beyond their remit not if those in the job were adept at it which is a different issue.

Question is has this sort of thing gone/goes on at similar sized clubs? (Dundee United and Kilmarnock). If we’re unique in this then we really need to have a reassessment of the status quo.

Was formulating a response then read @Al B post and it pretty much covered everything better than I could. Flao handed his notice in 6 months ago (at least) we sat on it and Aberdeen pushed the announcement. Regardless we’ve been looking to fill two media positions for over a year. Evidently the people there have had their positions diluted to cover and our temp CEO while extremely capable is diluting his time at a £8m turnover business with his other commitments. Can’t remember who said it before all the above isn’t really surprising when the job descriptions are looking for the equivalent of director general of the BBC, Saachi & Saachi head creative and Lord Alan Sugar. Time the club did what it does with the vast majority of its onfield talent recruitment and appoint people with promise and drive rather than the finished product as we can’t afford the latter. While not ideal and may need a bit of hand holding the former is better than the vacuum that currently exists. @crazylegsjoe_mfc we discussed the season ticket stuff a few weeks back and we’re none the wiser if the delay in pay at the gate prices is to boost season tickets, hinder them or just firefighting with a water pistol in the Chapman.

Short old off season this eh? When do they report back 3 weeks?

I think there's also a chance some of those deals could have been done under the previous regime. McGinn fair enough, Mahon he'll be buttons, Efford a lot hangs on that purple patch, SOD is good value corporately but he's had more bad games in C&A than good, but yeah how he's used/sytems yadda yadda etc.. Still a lot of bit part players in a quite bloated squad. Final role of the dice fo Maguire and Shields or seaside leagues for them. But as far as lists go, it offer littles tangible information.

So that's what a £40 season ticket hike looks like

Copied down from the one above which didn't have them in order left to right. They got the Livi column.

Ha, you're trying to get the denizens of Paisley out for you with their pitchforks after their internal audit ..... nope and I think that's my last, the changes in averages now we're in year 23 are so minimal that there's no point doing it for 10 years.

Updated for 2022/23. Highlights include: St Mirren get top 6 for the first time since the league split was introduced and have the biggest improvement (+0.28*). They could overhaul Dundee next year if they ensure there is a 5 league place difference. The Champions take a whole .01 off their average. Aberdeen improve modestly in the average but massively from last seasons 10th place. Courtesy of the Robson revival post Darvel, a bronze medal and €4.5m UEFA windfall. The best the Arabs can do next season (13th) is 8.46, not allowing their nearest rival in Perth to overtake them even with a league win. HIbs draw level with Motherwell on top 6's (which is madness). FInally, Accies championship playoff and drop means the best they can achieve next season is 23 means they drop 0.24 and an average of just over 16th place. Probably about time to consign them not being worthy of a place. *The Cinch Fan Club's record since their inception in 2012 has improved by a whopping .70 but as their fans and media like to count pre-2012 stuff so it is only 0.15, put those cigars away peepul.

23 of 25 SPFL strikers can testify to this. It would be 22 but Mandron said “Bonjour” to him and he went on the list.