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The DA

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  1. What do you call an Irishman who lives on the porch? Paddy O'Furniture.
  2. Yer missing nothing, mate. around 90 out of every 100 people (around 90%) will survive their melanoma for 5 years or more after diagnosis. more than 85 out of every 100 people (more than 85%) will survive their melanoma for 10 years or more after they are diagnosed.
  3. If you were an ethereal ghost, would you be able to see anything? If there's no physical lens or retina to register an image...
  4. I'm still on track but yesterday and today were the worst so far. If someone had opened a bottle of Malbec and offered me a glass or six, I'd have crumbled.
  5. A 2-egg plain omelette. The dog finished it off.
  6. If it's the one I heard, the interviewer produced it YUR-anis, possibly to avoid saying 'Your Anus is actually green'.
  7. I've been pondering this for ten minutes and I don't get it. 'What's a pycos?'.
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