The DA

Why would you spend years getting your house in shape, just the way you like it, and then piss about in an aluminium shell that can't carry 10% of the things that make life worth living?

8 for Monday. I'm seriously pissed off by these Aussie questions - both wrong tonight. Claiming 8 out of 8.

Only funny commentary I've heard so far

Lovely finish and a sense of inevitability about it

FFS so I did.

Em? Ask throbber. He put the thought in my mind.

I love my parents but I would have a bath with either of them. Or my father-in-law.

What a fud.

That's the problem with not allowing trialists in the group stage. World Cup has still not finished and this tournament has kicked off. Can't just sign players to play in a cup we really don't have much hope in progressing through. Were you hoping to pick someone up when the WC squads disbanded?

We'll wave in passing when you're on your way back out.

Are you sure? I've just cashed my pension in.

Stubbs is fair putting the weight on. Looks almost sleek.

Fair dos.

'Long-term investment opportunities' don't sound too concrete to me lads. If it's admin, I'd like to be the preferred bidder for the key to the sex-dungeon.

Commentator asks, 'where on the priority list will European football be?' Look at the accounts, you fud. It's critical to the business plan, absolutely crucial.