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Zombie Rangers move quickly to acquire what they are lacking for next season! GIRFUY

http://forum.rangers...howtopic=223250 Obviously taking it in their stride. (courtesy of FinnesTON) "time to go to war with scottish football"

Just read the offending article in the herald. Absolute bollards. Of course the SPL aren't a united front, for a start the dons hate renegers way more than celtic . As a wee aside, isn't it about time we heard from the SFA re SPL/SFL merger, reconvening of the AT/disrepute farago. I know it isn't a new thought but a bit of leadership hmmmm?

STV is a eulogy. Good. That tends to mean they're dead.

Thank you.

That is like the most horrific game show ever. "We asked 100 fans of zombie renegers for 'things you find around the house'. Our survey said........." "You could have also had 'lashing out at people when upset' or 'an unhealthy collection of swords'."

Yes, yes they are. :D :D :D :D :D

Are they dead yet?

Euros on telly (muted). About to listen to traynor crying his eyes out on sportsound on the radio. Catching up on P&B on laptop (currently on page 1663). Beer in hand, pie and chips in oven, jelly in fridge, ice cream in freezer. Slippers on toes. Could someone give Catriona Shearer a wee ring to see if she can make me the happiest and most completely fulfilled man alive? Oh and don't spoil the surprise but I hope we're now onto the zombie rangers must die thread. (My actual grin is considerably bigger than this).

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Of course I am forgetting your avid North American fan base. After all We Are The village People Stout 'bears' each one.

Listen, all of the information just now is bullshit posturing from almost every source and the media are forced to either say very little or just lie to fill the gap. The reason for this is that some of the involved parties are up to no good and have a vested interest in not answering the fucking question so are just feeding bollocks to the journo's. Others are either unable to comment to ensure impartiality and adherence to correct practice or they feel able to step back and let things just run their course. This is, lets be clear, not good news for the buns. Sort of like the only time you see disciplinary procedures being properly followed at work is when your pal is definately getting the boot. Your pal will deny that he has hands or has ever breathed oxygen in a vain attempt to get off with it and the bosses will act all suspicious: "No-one said anything about a newco getting fired, who mentioned anything about a newco someone getting fired? Get on with your work pre-season." Leading me to believe we are ever so slowly creeping towards final deadline, the last play, the event horizon of renegers demise. Splendid. Now earlier on we talked about turning ibrox into some kind of sheep-shagger play park. I think it should be called the 'Govan Heavy Petting Zoo.' Any thoughts?

Ibrox as a sex tourism destination for the North Easts discerning mutton-ophile? Big wellies and velcro gloves on sale at what used to be the club shop? The chance to have your wicked way with a Bluefaced Leicester on the old penalty spot? I like it. Or convert it to a seminary with particularly good sporting facilities. Whichever annoys them more.

Oh well, that's a shame.....

Is that the widows son? Did you meet him on the square?

Just say no. I sat and wrote answers to all of his desperate bullshit, but you don't try and reason with a dog turd you just avoid it or if you do step in it, just scrape it off and walk on. What a total, total, total, cnut that man is. You know what? It's not fair on the orcs (and believe me I have such little regard for their feelings you'd need an electron microscope to see it). For them to read this and be led to believe that the club have some hope of getting the equivalent of a rap on the nose with a newspaper, when it's clearly bye - bye rover with the big blue injection, it's not on. Dragging it all out and continuing to raise their expectations is just cruel, tortuous stuff and just means when the inevitable happens the end will be all the more painful. Hang on... That's magic! Jim Traynor: Non-OF hero?

Courtesy of google translate: "The club Glasgow Rangers, institution of British football for over a hundred years, saw perhaps his last hours. It is indeed on the verge of bankruptcy and solutions to save him seem not to exist. The Rangers, it represents what?" Fantastique. Bravo monsieur, c'est formidable. Et, y at-il une banque près ici?

Keir Murray ‏@BBCKeirMurray Uh-oh, now it's a spat... The #SFA are quick to react to #Rangers' claim that Court of Session visit was only option: http://bbc.in/LqH4kR In a swift response to Rangers' statement, the SFA issued one of its own on Sunday evening. It read: "Referring the matter to the Court of Session, Rangers FC utilised the court's right of Supervisory Jurisdiction contained within Scots Law. "Given that any two parties can seek arbitration, the club was not 'prohibited from appealing to the Court of Arbitration for Sport', as was claimed. "Indeed, no representation was made by the club to the Scottish FA to discuss the possibility or the process of seeking arbitration via the Court of Arbitration for Sport before Judicial Review was actioned." Ha up yous. Spin is clever and to a certain extent an art form. Lies, now that’s just embarrassing. The only reason CAS was a closed door to renegers is that they'd be dead before they limped down the corridor. Dear Charles Green and your Mysteron(s), Thanks for injecting some new interest into this weekend. Up until now the only highlight has been that it totally pished it down all over the queens floating clusterfuck on the thames today. Also note the swift and decisive rebuttal from the SFA, on a bank holiday Sunday no less. Just practicing the use of your new found set of balls guys? Good.

This back and forth is getting a tad monotenous. So here are some tits: I hope that helps everyone. A good point well made I think.

Suspension is only a death sentence because of the enourmous financial trouble they're in. It is not up to the Appellate Tribunal to consider the ramifications. Imagine some bam gets sentenced to a year in jail for theft or whatever: "but i'll lose my job, the bank will take ma hoose and my bird will leave me" says the bam "oh all right then just say sorry, do 10 press ups and promise not to do it again." Suspension till the start of the season? Are you mad? You can't play again until we start playing. Bollocks. Although you are right that would be less severe than what amounts to a 1 match ban. Keep dreaming. Its the big hoose in the sky for your mob.

The unfortunate reality for you diddy fans (btw the mighty Dons are no diddy team ) is that nothing is going to happen over the long Jubilee weekend and the infinite source of fun that is this thread will go slow for a while. Can't kill the buns on the queens birthday, it'll be like typing google into google or crossing the stream in ghostbusters. We have to get over that and be patient till next week. But this is what will keep me warm through this rocky patch: I believe, deep down, that the SFA through a combination of finally discovering their testicles and the threats of serious violence done to their person from FIFA, that the buns licence will be suspended for next season. Effectively ending the charade that has been the rescue / administration process. The spin will be that it'll both punish the club severely (not in the eyes of most) and 'give them a chance to sort out the uncertainty surrounding their financial position'. No income next year, Green will scarper, no new interest in a stained dirty club that's not allowed to play. Toodle – fucking – ooh. Fat lady sings. If there was any possibility of the club surviving this it would have been done by now. The only reason that it has carried on so long is so the carrion birds can pick the carcass to the bone. In 18 months time the totality of Rangers FC will be reduced to 12 – 15 sad, dejected little men sitting round a social club meeting room looking like stoneybridge town council (ch4, absolutely, circa 1990) plotting the return of 'ra peeple'. Where will all the orcs be you ask? I'll tell you: They'll just walk melt away……. A majority (60% say) will reject football entirely and focus on golf, beating their wife, egg chasing or betting their brew money on fights between a pitbull and 4 starving ferrets. A significant minority (25%) who actually like football (the born again) will visit their local team for the first time. Maybe dabble in the juniors, perhaps follow the national team (shock horror) or get their fix from MOTD. Whatever, most of these unfortunates, with hard work and exposure to life away from great satan will, after 10-12 years, become inoffensive and perhaps not a total drain on society. Still wouldn't buy them a pint though. A very small number will remain loyal and hang around stoneybridge town council hoping for the impossible. Soon enough they'll lose faith and join group number 1. The rest (15%)? Where will they go? Next season when celtic romp to the title, during the last few away games of the season, one bhoy will look across the sea of green, in full irritating party mode, and see an old school chum. "Brilliant not seen him for years!" he thinks. "I never knew he was one of us. Hang on a minute didn't he have a rangers pencil case?" Bingo.

"> "Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stranger"

Ran out of greenies and discovered that you have a seperate daily quota for reddies. Awesome! And how handy for todays plague of 'them'. Did there used to be blueys until they were caught cheating, robbing and fucking the website next doors pittbull? Aww how sad for the blueys they had to die.

1h Cara Sulieman ‏@carasulieman #rangers have won - the decision has been referred back to appeal tribunal. My inherent revulsion to this statement was tempered by the fact that this is surely the very last time it'll be used in anger. So the buns have successfully taken the SFA to court for the right to chose "or death". Fine by me. In fact jolly jolly good.

Why Aren't They Past tense?