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It's a coloquialism for 8 pints, 3 packets of bacon fries and some shouting.

Been at work (twitter and P&B mainly TBH) for the the last 12 hours. Anyone fancy giving me a brief precis of this afternoons events? Only joking, I did f**k all today apart form refresh twitter on me b-berry. Scottish teams, your chairmen, your boards and your fans. Well done. Barring a few ingratiate traitorous b*****d scum (who we can all witch hunt to our hearts content at a later date) we have done well and earned ourselves an historic victory. You all deserve champagne scooshing, back slapping celebratory hooting praise and a well deserved dawning of a new age in Scottish football. I know it's blue sky thinking but i really feel we've turned a corner here. The cheats have been told fairly and squarely there is no special treatment because you are the peeple . You can't just stamp your feet and hold your breath until we acquiesce to your illegitimate demands. We shall not go quietly into the night. As I said before, you cheated, you lied, you stole. Now take your fucking medicine. Mon the diddies, no to newco, FTOF, Aberdeen are and remain the only Scottish Football team ever to win 2 European trophies, I may have gone to the pub after work but I only had 1 gin and bitter lemon. Honest. I've not read all the 50 pages that have appeared since I was last on here 8 hours ago (although I am trying) so apologies if any of this is going over old ground. But today ladies and gentleman was a good day and I for one am a happy little sheep-shagger this evening. Edit: for a frankly alarming number of typos.

Grant Russell ‏@STVGrant STV understands Rangers' Charles Green and Ally McCoist are currently addressing SFL chairmen ahead of their vote. Like a pair of 'Miracle Tonic' saleman from the wildwest, these pair of shysters are turning up everywhere. After being hounded out of SPLville they now turn their clever lies and pressure tactics on the unsuspecting folk of DiddyTown SFL. "Roll up, roll up! Cures financial dispepsia! Guarantees full body league restructuring and banishes low attendance maladies! Vote Sevco 5088 the cure-all for you - all." In all seriousness what the f**k are they doing there? We know what they are, we know who they are, we know they don't have the requisite accounts or plans in place to run next season. Are they really just showing scary videos and every so often turning the lights off and shouting boo? Complete and utter total, total uber cheaty mongolian fustercluck of a shambles. Mon the diddies, no to newco, we are all Turnbull Hutton, No I'm Spartans-icus.

^^ This ^^ The buns and their journo accolytes are just squirming about waiting for the inevitable final penny to drop. That they are fucked. And not just out of the SPL fucked or transfer embargo fucked. On your knees, over the edge of a shallow hole, crying your last tears to the empty desert as you wait for the mobsters bullet in the back of your skull kind of fucked. And the best bit is that they brought it all on themselves. They cheated. They lied. They stole. They were found guilty. They appealed. The appeal failed. They went crying to the courts. They ran off from a 9 figure sum of debt. They left businesses, public services and other clubs out of pocket. They bullied and cajoled and tried to bribe the bullied into submission. They have shamed themselves, their peers and this nation. And their attempts to tantrum themselves back in have failed. No league, no players, no membership and soon enough no fans Cheery-fucking-bye-for-now ever.

' an Aberdeen fan said on a radio phone in that he wouldn't go back and support his club if rangers were let back into the SPL' It was me Archie, and thousands of others. Good Guys: A. Thompson, Alloa Athletic Wanks: A. McPherson, Gordon (how much did you get paid?) Smith and that wee Ginger dick nobody recognised.

Gazza, Ha! The doom-meter just jumped up a notch for the buns. Been away for a few days so only had pishy mobile internet to keep me up to date. As I see it, the bullying has failed. Friday the 13th will be the last desperate choking death rattle of reneagers attempts to play football somewhere better than community pitches made of 40 % blaze and 60 % broken glass and dog shit. My fingers and toes are firmly crossed the abused and correctly incandescent with rage SFL clubs will just vote flat no. And the cheats will wither and die. Both Regan and the cockwomble should be packing their family photographs, desk top executive toys and vast collection of hate mail into a plain cardboard box and discretely slithering out of Hampdens tradesmans entratnce. As anybody would after an abortive and poorly conceived shafting. Bring on a totally bun free 2012-13. How great does that sound?

So. The SPL do the right thing but the SFA want the SFL to do the wrong thing by shoe horning the buns into DIV 1 on the pretext that there will be social and finacial armageddon without them. Financial: If the current TV and sponsorship deals are bust without them, pull up your advertising socks and find new ones, you gutless lazy morons. I am sure there are comapnies keen on being involved in a more competitive and inherently less cheaty league. Certainly for less money, maybe not as high profile but if it means fair play and less hand wringing I think we'd all watch the Bank of Toytown, Tampax league on Channel 5 (or whatever). You have whored our beautiful game out plenty in the past few years for the benefit of the ugly sisters, so get your fishnets on and hit the streets. Bitch. Social: Despite the fact it is not the responsibility of the SFA to provide distraction for the great unwashed here are some wee ideas to keep them occupied if when their club finally disappears for good: Pope Benedict the XVI Squeaky Chew Toy And For Those Lonely Nights

Chris McLaughlin ‏@BBCchrismclaug #Rangers chairman Malcolm Murray apologises to Scottish football for the current mess. #2fuckinglittle2fuckinglate Please die more quietly

Denying Rangers Entry Into SPL/SFL 1 Will Give Puppies Cancer and Caused The Banking Crisis! By Jim Tranyor Everybody wants justice and sporting integrity, I'm not saying that there are no people who aren't there who want not to say that they don't. But at what cost? Would you say Rangers haven't been not punished enough if a puppy had lymphoma as result. If this even might be true how could no clubs not possibly vote yes. Maybe. AND it looks like the collapse of our economy 4 years ago will be a direct result of the vote later this week. Surely whatever Rangers have done wrong, and I'm not saying they haven't, can't be worth causing all the financial heartache our country is going through. How do you say to a former employee of woolwotrths a mere game is more important than your livelyhood and I'm not going to do anything to stop myself from doing something that will have made that happen last year. Maybe when you look at the reality of situation you lot will come down from your sunny moral highground and join me in the dingy reality sewer of me about to lose my source of income.

Warning long rambling rant alert! The fact is that the buns as an entity (newco/sevco/coco/moloko) are wholly responsible for the total arse-fcuk Scottish football is in now. Look at yourselves. This is all your fault. The club for cheating. The fans for condoning and cheering along and not asking "Flo? How the fcuk can we afford him?" Then throwing an enormous collective tantrum when it is suggested you might like to accept your punishment so we can all move along. And of course the players and staff for being complicit. Not suggesting that the likes of Billy (the confessor) Dodds were the architects of the wrong-doing but they have to have known something was up when their wages arrived in the equivalent of a brown paper bag passed under the table in a roadside cafe. I hate that it has come to this. I hate that the other clubs are being forced to make any sort of decisions regarding the buns. They shouldn't need to. The SFA should just wade in and get them to get tae fcuk. The likes of Partick, Killie, The Dons, Cowdenbeath, Raith, Dundee, Dunfi, St Mirren, shouldn't have to choose between having enough money to buy a new toaster next year and a proper competition. It is the job of the governing body. And really, a long time ago, they should have written to Ibrox saying: Dear Rangers aka The Rangers aka Sevco 5088 aka Sevco Scotland Ltd aka You lot of cheating b*****ds over Govan way, we fucking know who you are even if you don't, You guys are cheats. We gave you a pretty cushy punishment and then you embarrassed us all further (difficult to imagine this was possible) by going outside of the game. We are therefore left with only one possible course of action: We refuse your new application for SFA membership and suspend any current SFA memberships pertaining to your club indefinitely. The minimum period of this suspension is one Scottish football season after which you may re-apply. In order for any application to be considered we require the following: · Full payment of all footballing debts national and international pertaining to your diseased carcass of a club. · Full payment of all debts to local services, Ambulance Service, Police etc pertaining to your foetid carcass of a club. · Full disclosure of all payments made to employees going back 20 years. · Full disclosure of what Graeme Souness was paid 30k for 10 years after he left. · A hand written apology from Allan MacGregeor, Kyle Lafferty and Nacho Novo for treating our beautiful game like a Buster Keaton movie, diving b*****ds that they are. · A hand written apology for El Haji Diouf. · Full reparations made to the three members of the tribunal board named due to the hysterical outburst form Ally McCoist, covering security costs, emotional harm etc. · A hand written apology from Sally for that disgrace too. · An agreement to donate 10% of all revenue to the SFA's youth team and sporting development fund (or similar) every year for 10 years. · An agreement to wear a pink strip, home and away, produced by Primark, made out of that really itchy airtex shit kids had to wear for PE in the 80's for a minimum of 10 years. · HMRC to be your shirt sponsor to whom you pay an amount agreed by them for the privilege. · No replica shirts pertaining to the old club, especially that disgraceful orange number, are to be allowed in Ibrox or in your supporters enclosure at way matches. · Every game involving your team will begin with the crowd, team and staff all saying in unison. "Scotland we are sorry and we beg your forgiveness, please let us play football again". (This may take a bit of practice, but I'm sure the other clubs will be patient with you till you get it right). · Sandy Jardine to wear a muzzle when out of doors. · Bomber brown to be the clubs official spokesperson. Then we will talk. Yours Sincerely The Scottish Football Association I think that only fair. Feel free to add to the not exhaustive list of conditions

FAO Clunge. Always the same. A little sniff of victory (the sfl ransom demand) and suddenly all the buns come out of the woodwork. Thanks to the Accy who correctly pointed out that beating Dunfermiline in a play off and Falkirks stadium being either a midden or an unopened mechano set is a little different from the buns cheating for decades. Not proud of the squeaky bum time we had (are having) at the bottom and rightly we've had the piss ripped right out of us for it. If the Dons can't survive (or any other club) without the buns then they deserve to go. Where were you yesterday when all your ranjurs till die heroes were 'walking away'? Your club is dead GIRFUY, you owe all of us 20 quid.

Who the fcuk wrote this? I demand transparency, a ceiling hook, some chains, a paint brush, 3 starved cocker spaniels and a litre of bisto. FFS.

So you can have your properly structured league if you allow the arch cheats back in to DIV 1. Fucking boo. That is all.

Zombie Rangers move quickly to acquire what they are lacking for next season! GIRFUY

http://forum.rangers...howtopic=223250 Obviously taking it in their stride. (courtesy of FinnesTON) "time to go to war with scottish football"

Just read the offending article in the herald. Absolute bollards. Of course the SPL aren't a united front, for a start the dons hate renegers way more than celtic . As a wee aside, isn't it about time we heard from the SFA re SPL/SFL merger, reconvening of the AT/disrepute farago. I know it isn't a new thought but a bit of leadership hmmmm?

STV is a eulogy. Good. That tends to mean they're dead.

Thank you.

That is like the most horrific game show ever. "We asked 100 fans of zombie renegers for 'things you find around the house'. Our survey said........." "You could have also had 'lashing out at people when upset' or 'an unhealthy collection of swords'."

Yes, yes they are. :D :D :D :D :D

Are they dead yet?

Euros on telly (muted). About to listen to traynor crying his eyes out on sportsound on the radio. Catching up on P&B on laptop (currently on page 1663). Beer in hand, pie and chips in oven, jelly in fridge, ice cream in freezer. Slippers on toes. Could someone give Catriona Shearer a wee ring to see if she can make me the happiest and most completely fulfilled man alive? Oh and don't spoil the surprise but I hope we're now onto the zombie rangers must die thread. (My actual grin is considerably bigger than this).

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Of course I am forgetting your avid North American fan base. After all We Are The village People Stout 'bears' each one.

Listen, all of the information just now is bullshit posturing from almost every source and the media are forced to either say very little or just lie to fill the gap. The reason for this is that some of the involved parties are up to no good and have a vested interest in not answering the fucking question so are just feeding bollocks to the journo's. Others are either unable to comment to ensure impartiality and adherence to correct practice or they feel able to step back and let things just run their course. This is, lets be clear, not good news for the buns. Sort of like the only time you see disciplinary procedures being properly followed at work is when your pal is definately getting the boot. Your pal will deny that he has hands or has ever breathed oxygen in a vain attempt to get off with it and the bosses will act all suspicious: "No-one said anything about a newco getting fired, who mentioned anything about a newco someone getting fired? Get on with your work pre-season." Leading me to believe we are ever so slowly creeping towards final deadline, the last play, the event horizon of renegers demise. Splendid. Now earlier on we talked about turning ibrox into some kind of sheep-shagger play park. I think it should be called the 'Govan Heavy Petting Zoo.' Any thoughts?