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Quiet preparations for administration underway with a name change prior to yesterday's match.

If the SFA's Fit & Proper Person test is anything like the FSA's, Davie will fall at the first hurdle... http://www.fsa.gov.uk/pubs/hb-releases/rel27/rel27fit.pdf The only saving grace is that his dodgy, dishonest reputation is unlikely to have a detrimental impact on the Company.

It's lovely that he ad libbed it from the heart and didn't have to read it off some hastily scribbled notes lying on a table. Either that or the camera woman had distracting cleavage.

Quo of the South (whisper....they're not quite as cutting edge as they used to be...) Anyway, hope it's not 'Down Down' this season chaps.

Sums it up. As far as the wider world is concerned, this game is like a fight to see who is the biggest Chihuahua.

Rangers do a Wimbledon? I would actually respect them if they did.

Now that Mike's trotted in on his white charger, The Rangers are safe. The thread was great while it lasted. Why are their fans so upset?

There's a profit stream to be had from Rangers' fans. Also, although prize / TV money is not great in Scottish Football, it is / could be virtually guaranteed for The Old Firm, with Champions League cash a bonus. If you're clever with money, get a talented young manager in, run a proper youth system, you could get Rangers International finishing 1st or 2nd in the Premiership with comparatively little outlay. Newcastle generate a lot of cash but it is very expensive to maintain English Premiership mid-table year after year. Rangers could be run on a comparative shoestring.

And that's the worst we've played all season....

Yes, but you've got his daughters too, as well as his nieces and nephews.

The Rangers The Celtic

Aye, but only since The Pope came down on the 'Naw' side.

Congratulations St Johnstone - you deserved it - have a great night out celebrating. Special mention to Brian Easton - Eastie, you're a hero and should be playing for Scotland along with McArthur. As for Dundee Utd - your fans are only slightly less horrifying than your neighbours'. As Tannadice St is the only place I've ever been threatened following a football match, by one of your orange-clad neanderthals, I'm glad you were stuffed - GIRFUY. (btw - Hull are 2-0 up after 8mins!)

fwiw - apart from the time wasting, I thought your keeper played okay - couple of good saves including point blank from Curier.