WhiteRoseKillie

Agreed. It's one thing for Chico and Traynor to suck up to the orcs, but Slicker and Thomson don't rely on the Ugly Sisters for their livelihood, and don't really care if they get invited for a meal of succulent lamb or not. Welcome to life outside the Glasgow goldfish bowl, ya cheating, lying, conniving, corrupt criminals. And don't think UEFA will be sympathetic, either.... The only thing that depresses me is what the whole stinking mess says about the nation that's allowed this disgrace to carry on for so long. KTID

Until they corrected the PayPal address, anyway... KTID

Archie Bell & the Drells - Tighten Up.

Randomly playing from 47 CDs worth of Neil Young soundboards from 1973-2009. Just magic!

Been up there for hours - just when we thought we'd have to make our own entertainment while waiting for some real news! Best thing is that if you pointed out there was a problem, the three fuds would do a collective impression of the "explaining debt to..." video. After all, "we arra peepul" isnae exactly proper english as she is spoke.... :lol: :lol: Please God, may this keep going - over the summer, at least..... Then they can die! :D KTID

From that facebook page: "Colin Palmer Can anyone tell me if the email address for PayPal is correct? I see it as assembly@bluenose.co.uk. This looks to be a site for hiring clowns..." You can see where the confusion arises....must have got re-directed to Duff & Duffer's homepage! :lol: :lol: KTID

I don't care - do you really not get it? Do you really not understand what I'm saying here? Your faith/religion (note spelling )/beliefs are irrelevant here. It's a FOOTBALL forum. KTID

Again with the religion - I could be a purple hermaphrodite from another galaxy for all you know. I don't think you can tell one way or the other from my posts. I made no suppositions about your affiliations. You stated them all yourself, thereby giving the impression that they are relevant. I care not where you are from, where you or yours worship, or indeed who or what you gain your sexual gratification with. On another forum, these may be relevant subjects for debate. One last try, OK? Nobody likes rangers OR celtic because they define themselves as "other" to each other and, by extension, all others. They both condone songs and attitudes which are hate-filled, divisive and, yes, bigoted. Both sets of supporters assume anyone who doesn't join in their adulation of whichever is their team must be a ta*g/currant (delete as appropriate. Neither can envision that any decent football fan could find their stance in the slightest way objectionable. And, best of all, when their behaviour is held up for public approbation, they both use the same reasoning - "Aye, bit whit about THEM, eh? They're worse." KTID

Again, you fulfil your picture dictionary definition. I KNOW your religious history. Why? Because YOU decided to post it, thinking it relevant. What church/temple/mosque/synagogue do I go to? Not relevant, is it? This is a FOOTBALL forum. With every post, you and your like drag "religion" into it. Here's a heads up, by the way - Christianity is a religion. Roman Catholicism, "the wee free" (your words), Lutheranism, Presbyterianism, Evangelism and many others, are what are called "sects". So you and your blue Sisters actually follow the SAME religion. Good, huh? You can all have a nice chat over tea and biscuits after church this Sunday. KTID

Is there ANY way you could exercise whatever grey matter you've got to grasp the idea of there being people who... wait for it.... Don't define themselves by whatever side of the sectarian divide they want to be. Radical idea, I know, but I follow Killie because I'm from Kilmarnock. Forty years and more, one decent trophy, innumerable A*rshire cups, a handful of finals and year upon year of lower division, often part time, rubbish. That is the hand I got dealt. Old fashioned, I know, but I didn't pick my team, it was pre-ordained. Every post you and the rest of the celtic posters on here make, every post from rangers followers, makes reference to religion and bigotry as being the sole preserve of the "other lot" or, unbelievably, the rest of Scotland. Do none of you lot have mirrors? I repeat - three years ago you both wanted out. Now's your chance. Piss off to whatever league will have you. We'll be fine, trust me. KTID (That's me signing off, soft lad, my username's to the left)

Apposite indeed, my avian friend.

I would just like to propose a toast to two of the finest posters on P&B. When this thread has sagged, when Duff & Duffer have huddled in quietly in murray park, these lads have kept us going. Whenever Jim White had nothing to tell us, when the Record and Sun fell silent, these lads continued to keep this thread alive. When even the great Spiers could not bring himself to add reason to the debate, and Chico had retreated back up Walter's arse, they didn't let us down. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you...... (Drum roll please....) No.8 and Wunfellaff! No. 8, were there such a thing in the WhiteRose house as a picture dictionary, your monobrowed visage would be glowering out from alongside the definition for "cretin". You respond to all accusations that you and yours may not be model citizens with the "minority" excuse and the most advanced case of whataboutery known to medical science. I honestly believe that even a "Clockwork Orange"-style re-education would not let you understand why decent people hate your vile "institution". Wunfellaf, thank you. Just when the less-informed reader may have been thinking that the blue Sisters were the only problem to infect our game, you came along to remind us of the refreshing attitudes of those who wrap themselves in the green and grey. That dictionary? I reckon you're a stick-on to be grimacing out alongside a compound word - specially coined for this edition - "totally-un-self-aware". Like a lot of other celtic acolytes, you don't realise, even in yourself, how much you need the other cheek. Gentlemen, I salute you. Three short years ago, this and other boards were alive with speculation as to how we could survive without the pair of you. Remember? "We're too big for Scotland, so we're off to england/Atlantic league/anyone that'll have us. Bye now, and enjoy your diddy league!" You can be sure that the rest of us remember. So, fair enough, off ye go - neither of you will be missed. And the "diddy" league? As posted by the Morton fan above, for FOOTBALL fans, TV isn't everything. We'll be fine, so seriously, don't let us keep you, bugger off. Seriously, get the hell out of our league, our lives and our country. An embarrassment to all decent Scots. KTID

Main headliner? Against who? Take away the bigotfest and what attraction have your mob got for the neutral viewer? (and I'm talking TV 'cos that's where we're told the money is) It's certainly not the top-class international skills on display, and the folk-song repertoire isn't exactly a selling point either. Edinburgh derbies, Arabs versus Dons, A Tayside derby in the near future (I reckon), Highland clash next year - all these are of more interest in a football sense, and if there's some tangible success possible as well, our game might just crawl out of intensive care and get back on its feet. If it takes one cheek to die and the other to wither painfully away, so be it. A fresh wind is blowing through Scottish football, and the wise will build windmills. The Ugly Sisters are trying to build windbreaks. KTID

They didn't sell out against Hearts. And at both games, noticeable gaps appeared in the stand from about 65-70 minutes in the game. Pledged Millions? Including pledges from Bobby Sands and Munter McMouthbreather to name just a couple from P&B users? Blue Knights - discredited rogues, at least one of whom would probably have to do board meetings by conference call from a S African prison cell. Dunfermline? Can't see the Pars being too chuffed if any of that lot rock up with their bigot-banners and folk singing. I reckon the stewards would deal with them in short time. Dundee Utd? That's nothing. I have it on good authority that the gers' global support are also planning to boycott Old Trafford, The Bernabeu, Melbourne Cricket Ground, Flushing Meadows and the dark side of the moon. Because they are the people! :lol: :lol: KTID

No.8 Posted: The Rangers support have never been great at mobilising themself...There is a planned boycott of Tannadice. Aye, that's proper organised protest: "Right, Morag, we're protesting - boycotting Tannadice!" "What'll that involve, then William, can we afford it now ye don't get the disability?" "Aye, no problem. It means I won't pay for the bus to Dundee, I won't pay to watch my beloved team, and I won't get leathered in some unsuspecting pub before pissing all over some wifie's front step. Oh, and the folk-singing before the match, at the ground and on the way back'll be cancelled as well. That'll show these b*stards that we don't do walking away!" "So, ye're no' goin' to the game, then?" "Naw, I'll just find a feed on ma laptop and I can share ma philosophy on RangersMedia when there's a quiet bit." "Aye, well done, William, that'll show them alright" :lol: KTID

1. I have never been so glad as to the see the triumphalist arrogant cheats going through this and long may it continue. A quick death would have been fine, but this drawn-out agony is much more fun. For four decades of my life, I've had to put up with the OF's acolytes braying their superiority and mocking those with the decency to follow a team clean of the baggage they cart around. Karma's a bitch, ain't it? 2. rangers have never been interested in anything but themselves and their relationship with the other Sisters. Three years ago you both wanted to bugger off to england or wherever because Scotland was holding you back. Well, we're not holding you back now, are we? So please go away. 3. "The divide helps nobody"? Didn't hear any complaints from the big hoose when you and celtic were on one side and the Diddies on the other. The divide is now rangers on one side and everybody else (except your chums from across the city worried about their status as a one-cheeked arse) on the other. rangers created their problems by cheating, lying and manipulating OUR game. Their only regret is that they got caught. 4. Show humility? But... but... they are the peeple! Build bridges my arse. No way would that set of arrogant crooks accept that they're just another team, not an "institution". The special treatment they're hilariously demanding at the moment is proof of that. I repeat - three years ago they wanted to leave Scotland, and they didn't stay because they wanted to - rather, nobody would have them. So now they're vital to the Scottish game, are they? I propose we put that to the test, Because I'd rather see Killie, and Scottish football, die rather than allow these scum have any more influence in my country and its national game. In summary, enjoy the glorious news that Duff and Duffer have managed to slash so deeply into the outgoings at ibrox that, if they can double the savings, they may be able to pay the administrators' fees . rangers are dying with as much dignity as they have existed. KTID

Amidst all the talk of buyers lurking in the shadows of the big hoose, there's one thing puzzling me. Say there's an as yet unknown multi-millionaire (a real one, this time ) who has the tens of millions to drop into a black hole - 'cos that's where a lot of it would be going - and more tens of millions to back a return to top-level prominence. Would said multi-millionaire: A) Buy rangers, and see them rise back to the top end of the SPL, and piss away 10 more million a year on their trading deficit with no improvement (in fact a current and possibly ongoing European ban causing the exact opposite) in their trading environment, OR B) Buy Portsmouth, invest a similar amount and potentially (in time) have a club in the top division of english football, where the potential income is several orders of magnitude greater than anything available in Scotland. Obviously a tough question for yer average govan trog, but anyone who's got that kind of cash together must have a couple of brain cells knocking around between his/her ears. Remember the last time someone bought them? Didn't actually have ANY money, did he? Other than a quid he found in the pocket of his Matalan suit, that is. ETA: Sorry, he had a few million, but it belonged to the club, not him. Now, what was that film, ye know, Redford, Newman, Scott Joplin theme tune....

Must confess, when I was reading the first paragraph, I was thinking "This Poz must be a pseudonym for Chic Young!" KTID

Thanks for posting, Nomad - I thought the forum had gone t*ts up when there was nothing new on this thread for over 20 minutes! Anyhoo, are they no' deid yet? I swear we're gonna have to cut McCoist's head off and fill his mouth with garlic to stop this lot rising again. Oh, not to mention a stake through chic young's heart and Traynor bled dry and dumped in running water. Then a silver padlock and chain on the gates of the big hoose. Every little helps....

And all the money from those tickets would go to....? Starting down in D3, with no history and no squad? Thousands of bears there may be, but it wouldn't be tens of thousands and you know it. There's the cost of removing all those five-star tattoos, for a start. I repeat, tens of thousands will NOT follow, follow (take off the away fans in the cup defeat, and maybe 13000 knuckledraggers actually invested their giros to attend ibrox). And that is what you would need to run ibrox, let alone pay for players. Closing 90% of the stadium (and that's not unrealistic, given your history when unsuccessful) doesn't mean the empty parts of the ground won't need maintaining, you know. And you'll still have to have enough police to cover the potential unrest that somehow seems to follow the "decent majority" of bears around. You'd be trying to run a champagne club on a Buckfast budget. And you know what? That would be so entertaining that Walls and Rowntrees would be on permanent overtime for decades! England didn't want you, you didn't want Scotland, Scotland doesn't want you. Just disappear and become a stain on our history, not our present. Seriously, to anyone connected with this mob, get out of our league, out of our country and out of our lives. You cheated and lied to get into this situation, I only hope that you get treated like the criminals you are. KTID

If the remaining clubs allow these criminals to sail on as if nothing happens, then I'm afraid that's it for me. Scottish football no longer exists. To know that no matter what happens you will never be higher than third, that the SPL condones sectarianism and bigotry (from both Sisters), and that SKY calls the tune by insisting on their right to show the of freakshow as many times as they can - sorry, Killie, I'm done. All these years I've been able to kid myself that somehow, sometime, I could relive 1965 (Yeah, I know, but we all hold forlorn hopes for our sides). That fantasy would die along with my country's credibility in the football world. KTID (or until the SPL board greases up and bends over for the Ugly Sisters and SKYs 30 pieces of silver)

From Comedy Central rangers media: Quote: " hope i dont offend anyone cause i using word Boycott but after speaking to a load of guys, Utd are the arseholes of the league now. and none of us are goin to the game, and hopefully so i dont need to go Shopping wae the wife, a beam back or Reserve or under 19s can be arranged at ibrox for guys like me who want to go see my team. the team needs us, but the CLUB needs us more!!!! not goin to tannadice will not effect anything at the club!!!" The way things are going, it'll be a combined youth/reserve team playing at Tannadice! Anyway, they can all go to the game and lend the kids and stiffs their support in the sure and certain knowledge that the lying thieving club they "support" will never pay the Arabs for their tickets, so all their hard-earned giros can go straight to Duff & Duffer. Are there ANY of this lot that aren't as thick as a very thick thing? KTID

If you didn't deserve it for the avatar, a greenie for that gag! KTID

That'll be when Auld Nick goes to work on ice-skates, then. :lol: :lol:

From rangers media (my new favourite comedy site): "What do these cnuts not understand????? SKY TV - Contract of £85m starting next season Clause: fixture list must contain 4 RANGERS V CELTIC MATCHES.. Ok, if we are docked 30 points next season then SKY will get their matches. But if we get relegated then oooops there goes interest and the TV contract and the money. You can just picture Liewell: "but Sky, we can give you 4 games of C*ltic v Livingston?" f**k off SPL, f**k off the other 11 "clubs", f**k off Thompson, f**k off Tainted FC and everything you's stand for (racism, bigotry, paranoia), f**k off SFA, f**k off HMRC, just everybody f**k the f**k off. The sooner we get into England or some form of British league or an Atlantic league or something, anything that doesn't involve this corrupt country and their corrupt governing bodies, the better." These fuds are superb - RM the site that just keeps on giving! KTID