Mark Connolly

Fernandes is a greedy wee shite. Three players lined up for a tap-in in the middle there

Not according to Lee Dixon

Pelanty!!!

Just before the shot and Onana save? Absolutely.

Fucking bank holiday weekend as well.

Silva surely has to be booked there?

You have to give credit where it's due, that tiny minority always produces a sound far louder than you'd expect

At least Aberdeen made a game of it yesterday

Hearts realise the object of the game is to put the ball in the other team's goal, right?

John Souttar booking his spot on his own couch for the summer

TBF, today he's made 3 interventions that have stopped clear chances

He's nowhere near the ball

He's been decent, and seems to be a calming influence on the defence. I'd be more than happy to start a Premiership season with him, though I do admit that judgement may be clouded by our previous bad experience

Presumably Everton are only susceptible to off-field penalties?

A competent keeper has to be the priority. That can be hanging on to Walton, or getting someone else, but it's absolutely key

Not going to lie, that's not the response I was expecting...

It's like Billy Bear ham without the graphic designer's input

"In celebration of this glorious achievement, I can confirm the immediate departure of Jim Goodwin, in preparation for the arrival of our new manager. I can't yet tell you the new manager's name, but let's say it's Carlo A. No, that's far too obvious, let’s just say it's C Ancelotti"

Are you for real?

I'd say someone who should feature regularly in the Championship, and have regular impact, not the hit and miss stuff we see from him. I don't think he is or has the potential to be better than Chalmers, but I'd say he has enough to be a solid Championship player if he can find some consistency

You're hoping to shit the bed in Dingwall again? Bit weird...

The next game is at Airdrie, and we love a pitch invasion there, so probably.

Delighted for Mochrie, hopefully that gives him the boost to hit the next level

If the Scottish media has taught me anything, it's that there is no such thing as a "staunch" Catholic. Catholics are "devout", Protestants are "staunch", eg "Tommy Burns, a devout Catholic".

For extra fun, how many of those 7 are/were members of the National Front?