Mark Connolly

Kennet? Could probably still do a job tbh

Presumably Gordon was telling himself which bit of his body he should have moved towards that

I've never seen a player explode his own head in celebration...

He might be singing "I who have nothing" at full time...

This is tremendous from Collum tbf, he has both sets of fans absolutely seething

I'm not convinced Craig Gordon has chosen the right day to try to be a baller

Souttar has been superb so far. He's either scoring the winner or selling the jerseys

It would be a right shame if the last contribution of the greatest penalty saver of all time (according to McCoist and Miller on Wednesday) was to save 0 penalties in the shootout in his last game.

Has anyone done a "Ramsay ready to come off the bench and miss a penalty" joke yet?

Amy Irons is a good broadcaster, and gets better every time. She and Eilidh Barbour are to Jane Lewis as Richard Gordon is to Pat Bonner.

Forgive me for repeating myself, but...

Ramsey can be a pain in the tits on other stuff, but he's hit the perfect balance on this between trying to win and doing completely mental shit. His reaction when the Sausage Machine started was brilliant, totally obvious that he had come up with the idea, but hadn't tested it, and was suddenly shitting himself. Best episode of the series so far

Disney+ trending on twitter, so had a quick look to see why…

Royal Conservatoire’s big team found

Sounds like the sort of guy who would struggle driving a line of trolleys

It's this one for me

Jack Grealish to score an own goal to secure the title for Liverpool please

You will try not to eat your own body weight in Pasteis de Belém. You will be unsuccessful.

Made @Miguel Sanchez's week easier, I'd imagine

Has anyone checked on Kris Boyd?

The one from Kamada was like a computer game where you aim as wide as you can with maximum swerve

I enjoy the sentiment, if not the wording

Nobody likes to see that...

To be fair, Frankfurt have their fair share of fat ugly c***s in their support as well