JamieThomas

It's been 3 weeks or whatever, has anyone said VAR yet because really the thread should be closed if they have

David Martindale was nice to us today and I as recently as May said he'd be the third most likely Scottish Premier manager I'd go for a pint with, but I'll merrily be calling him Hasbulla if we win the morn

If somebody told me we'd played County 50 times, I'd assume 47 draws and 3 County wins.

I vaguely smiled when we put 10 past Cowdenbeath if it helps

Take to Twitter. You'll discover that, actually, VAR is a protestant conspiracy to stop Celtic winning a game (that they won) and to help Rangers win a game (that they didn't). It's all *very* exciting.

I genuinely didn't - was too ashamed that we were playing in the donut leagues. Still went to the pub before and after the games though* *and during

I've zero idea what it'd be like to be so jaded winning everything going every single year that you need to invent imaginary enemies to make the equivalent of nutmegging a four year old seem like a heroic achievement. I'd happily try it out for a couple of decades likes, don't get me wrong.

But you had a good time in a stadium wee guys from Piershill will never see. Aren't you embarassed?

Never mind that, how is Rabbi Matondo doing?

Any news on Devlin being released from jail after his horror tackle that upset Falkirk and Aberdeen fans and led to Matondo missing exactly zero games?

Nah you're both wrong. Judging by your terrible clubs I can see why though.

Horror tackle mate. He was only able to play another 40 minutes. I'd imagine Devlin is deservedly in jail now.

Pretty harsh none of you are talking about Matondo. RIP my friend, you're with her majesty now xxx

I'd buy that for a dollar (which ironically is how much £5 is worth now)

Anyway, the tedious low level sectarianism of morons aside, who we got as scoring Rangers offside goal the morn?

9.58am alarm then

What about the fat ones

I ken Motherwell fans are heavily keen on the racism (irl, not on here) so I assume the silence tomorrow could be a decent bit of fun. Should I set my alarm or nah?

Arsehole died. No fitba. Can't say it's for me tbh.

I didn't post on this thread because I didn't have time, but I'd absolutely have been giving it the billy big baws if I had. It's stunningly impressive how often Hearts can go from relegation to third at a canter to relegation again, and that's the way we like it baby

The cost of petrol seems to be somewhat fucking with the juggernaut lads

Can tell you right now if Hearts won the Scottish Premiership/league without Rangers and Celtic, despite living in a country that thinks fitba is for women, I'd be incommunicado for at least three days. "oh but there's an asterisk beside it!" Sound you fucking nerd. Was there an asterisk beside the first title that didn't have St Bernards in the league? Third Lanark? Queen's Park? Away and f**k yourself.

Read the first few posts and thought, I'll skip straight to the end and make a pithy comment that says "aye, get them to f**k" then on this page I see we're into catholic embargoes and presbyterian education. So aye, get them to f**k.

I mean when he was manager, I'm no in my 60s