JamieThomas

Lets be honest, we're losing to a 94th minute Tavernier penalty despite Rangers being, only second to Celtic, the most put upon team by officials in Scottish football history. Anyway, no arsed. We're finishing third, getting lobbed 6 million beans and made sure a bunch of fat, bald toothless union jack tattooed bigots couldn't go and that'll do me.

Just checking in from Connecticut, USA to say HMFC are GLOBAL. At least 2 tickets sold in one house here, and if these trends continue? Eyyyyy!

Don't like any of them except Hearts because I'm a Hearts fan. Good thread.

The only way to solve the biased cheat referees simultaneously holding back the two clubs in the league that win the league every year is to make sure none of them ever come from Glasgow. Look forward to our Celtic and Rangers brothers agitating for this

Spent all day on the ale yesterday and thought we were going to get humped so didn't even get out my pit for the game. Still going to act the billy big baws though

I will say the whole "haha Shankland ate a pie thrown at him lol" reporting is weird. Is it funny or bad that players get objects thrown at them? Is there a weight/density calculation when it doesn't become funny? Pie - hahahaha. Pound coin - oh god no

No really any point greeting on here about Hibs fans, most of them are good c***s who wouldn't do it so the outrage/shame machine doesn't work. Tell the club though. We're supposed to own it.

Has anyone said coleslaw yet? Saw it on a menu as a side the other day and said "I'm getting some coleslaw". Came in a bowl and was the size of a cricket ball. Coleslaw.

11 today. Has spent it by sleeping and for once not vomiting. A queen

Celtic still have a better team than Rangers. However, they have a far, far worse manager. We're hounding them both 5 nil.

Joint best form team in Europe along with Inter. Who we'd shag bandy.

Anyway other than pointing out that folk in New England can't speak properly, simply logged in to post the light of my life again

You guys don't even KNOW until you've spoken to someone from BAAAAAAAWSTON. Tynecastle Park? No, no, no - TYNECAAAAAAASTLE PAAAAAAAAAAHK.

I have to say that pretending to have a severe brain injury to annoy people on the internet is a sick, sick travesty to those of us who used to have to work at it. Anyway, I'm actually saying fair play to Adams for being 10 miles high during that post match interview. Man's bank card has seen more coke than McDonalds

I was close. Happy new year.

I'd imagine Larry Shanks will bag himself 4 or 5 in a routine victory. Merry Christmas.

An absolute cakewalk against one of the leagues least interesting clubs. Merry Christmas.

Smaller shampoo bill

I think we'll draw and swap managers at full time

Can a Rangers fan hurry up and post that, despite their gargantuan trophy haul, the referee/league/country/galaxy is against them? Thanks

Is there any official guidance of when "mental decisions" don't matter? Obviously "when they're in Celtic's favour" won't be covered, because that so very, very rarely happens.

Well that penalty award certainly proved me wrong, I feel quite the jack pudding now.

Nutgmetting a 4 year old 34 times a season then greeting a dug barking next door put you off. I can assure you that any "mental decisions" (there were precisely zero) are somewhat offset by the several hundred we, and every other non Rangers club, have had to endure from your personal supporters club referees over the last, eh...forever. Shut the f**k up son, there's a good wee cretin

Is there a single Dundee fan on the planet under the age of 60

It might be, but I'm out on the deck drinking cheap piss same as I was 6 year ago. Ok I've got a 401k now but that's it.