JamieThomas

It's probably also not a great sign that you sign thirteen new bodies and still have to punt three bairns on as subs. I'll go ahead and say it again - c***s would be going absolutely tonto if this was happening under dear old Mr R.

Has she got that Progeria?

Was pleased the Raith goal meant I could switch over to the golf earlier, tbh.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not going to stop relentlessly mocking the piss loving dimwit, but it's absolutely gallows humour at this point.

I certainly didn't see any of McCrae's SO CALLED Battalion lining up to to play on a 3G surface in South Lanarkshire.

Far be it from me to agree with banana about his poster boy, but absolutely f**k all will happen. It never does. It's all just endless round after round of folk getting excited on Twitter because they're fucking unable to grasp how deep the corruption within the GOP actually is.

See Crystal Palace lost Yohan Cabaye to Al Nasr. Sad to think that the English Premiership can't compete with *squints* the Arabian Gulf League.

In many ways, MacLean is braver than the Hearts lads who took to the fields of the Somme.

The unfathomable amount of shitposting I'd be doing that day would mean I'd be close to joining the auld boot at the doors of Valhalla myself.

This, but in absolute seriousness. Could not give a solitary fucking shrug if we get punted out of the Drybrough Cup, eh, Edinburgh Shield, I mean the League Cup.

Take it to 4chan pls lads

5 NIL TO COVE

20 first team players, bunch of kids and some huddies that won't get a sniff of a bench place. A lesson in absolute dysfunction, lads.

That's the Israeli Knesset just passed an actual fucking apartheid bill through. Now you can call me a foaming at the mouth holocaust denier if you like, but I don't think that's a very cool thing for them to do.

Far right screwball jailed for 8 years today for plotting to kill an MP. BBC decides to run yet a-fucking-nother UKIP/Tommy Robinson puff piece. We're sitting watching it happen, lads.