JamieThomas

Teams above us did largely f**k all, so guess what we're going to do?

Deliberately so, in my opinion.

Only if the film starred the dugs from Look Who's Talking Now

During his speech calling a national emergency: "I didn't need to do this"

Well they'd have to get in line behind the Hezbollah Venezuelans.

I literally cannot fathom coming to any point in my life, no matter how high or low, that the outcome of this would matter one solitary f**k to me. I assume the Mail is spitting foam, yeah?

For the price, you can chuck in a Tunnocks factory too.

I'm no mathematician, but I think it works out at something like $25 million a mile. For that amount of money I'd expect a casino, dining facilities, and panoramic views of Edinburgh castle.

This is not especially brutal. It is however absolutely worth it for the "yikes" smirk at the end.

I'd rather a mass extinction event than Connor Sammon tbh.

Tbf they'll probably hold their hands up and apologise when they watch the highlights on the communal black & white Ferguson tonight.

Lazy and insipid performance that might put away teams of backwards hammer throwing posties and Hibernian, but not much use otherwise.

P U M P I N G U M P I N G

Second goal there saves me my usual half time boo at the telly.

See a second Talbot player has claimed Paulo Sergio was given his jotters after the last game against them. Absolutely fucking bizarre.