moniton

Would be unappetising what with being up to your knees in blood and him being a total arsehole.

The good people of Dublin can sleep easy in their beds tonight.

I’ve just found out that Peter Boyle’s (of Young Frankenstein and Everybody loves Raymond fame) best man was John Lennon.

Who’ll offer a contract first-Raith or Clyde?

Good news, Prince William has called for an immediate end to the fighting. So that's it then, upwards and onwards.

1 The Sopranos 2 Blackadder 3 Band of brothers 4 Dr Who 5 Porridge 6 Homeland (series 1) 7 Derry Girls 8 Phoenix Nights 9 The Tube 10 Only fools and horses

Bobby Thomson's daughter played for Hamilton Accies and Hibs and is a good lass and not mental like her old man That’s because she was never butted by the cheating Sandy Jardine.

Honourable mention for Harvey Proctor - famous for wearing a "hang Nelson Mandela " badge at a Conservative party conference, then had to resign as a result of being found guilty of gross indecency with young men .

Nice of Celtic to pay tribute to the 1974 Atletico team

Disappointing that nobody has suggested the traditional p&b “boot in the paella “ for this bot

Don Revied

All fun and games until somebody loses an eye

Nice article in today's guardian about the Smith's Peel sessions, well worth a read for those interested.

The Smiths provided the soundtrack to my youth, so sad to hear this. Saw them at the QM and life was never the same again . Same age as me as well. There is a light……

I was oot on the don last night - Don Revie (bevvy)