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  1. For the giggles. Which songs/chants? The one about looking after a brick construction that’s been poorly built long time ago and decrying the bloke from Rome
  2. The sectarian songbook getting a wee outing I see is FARE at the match ?
  3. Kilmarnock FC Your definition of better probably doesn’t concur with ours
  4. I was getting a hand job off my new girlfriend when I asked “ how are you so good at this ?” “ years of practice “ she said. “ bit of a player in your day were you ?” I laughed ‘No “ she replied “ my dad had no arms “
  5. See that Keith Jackson ....I’ve heard he’s a c**t ....is that right ?
  6. According to a friend once you’ve had tranny you wont go back
  7. The Killie Juggernaut has had a bit of a makeover and now sports Pirelli’s , Weber carbs and been to Maranello for a tune up . Angelos catenaccio will be a good test for celtics upcoming Lazio fixture .
  8. Three guys sitting in a bar talking . There was a doctor , a lawyer and a biker . After sipping his martini the doctor said , “ you know tomorrow’s my anniversary. I got my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn’t like the ring at least she’ll like the Mercedes and she will know I love her .” After finishing his scotch the lawyer replied “ well on my last anniversary, I got my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn’t like the pearls she would like the trip and she would know that I love her “. ‘The biker then took a swig of his beer and said “ yeh , I got my old lady a tee shirt and a vibrator . I figured if she didn’t like the tee shirt , she could go f*ck herself “ .
  9. You know when you get that urge to eat something just because it’s there? Anyway , I lost my job as a gynaecologist today .
  10. He was under prepared by the sevco backroom staff , hasn’t played for weeks and slippy G throws him in to an SPFL game . Steve Clarke will be pissing himself tonight at the irony of the situation. ^^^ expect humourless sevconian alteration to this last line .
  11. This is delicious . Larry-had one decent save all game . Hint ....don’t listen to Derek Ferguson his only talent is chewing a Lego brick into Red vermicelli
  12. Tlldeslet has that penalty converted before it was kicked p***k
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