Sarto Mutiny

Brilliant stuff from Sri Lanka, and Angelo Mathews in particular. Going to take a hell of a knock for England to win this. Tomorrow should be great.

Pity they weren't so bothered about the spirit of cricket when Broad didn't walk last year against Australia, but never mind.

So sad. RIP.

Aye, I've been impressed with him on the few occasions I have seen him.

The guy behind me seemed weirdly angry at Stuart Armstrong. He called him a "useless c**t" about 90 seconds into the game, and carried on from there.

I don't have an issue with this. They're adults, it's the end of the season. Life goes on.

Hey, don't mock him. The bruising his pride took will take ages to heal...

Too drunk to post too much, but will say this: well done St Johnstone. The win was utterly deserved. Our support has a lot of dicks in it (part-timers I guess). I am pretty disappointed at how few of our fans stayed after the game to see St Johnstone lift the cup. Hey ho.

I clicked on that link. I want to cry now.

I bought it. It really isn't.

Hmm. I should probably get around to buying a ticket at some point.

Probably.

Oh aye, I forgot him!

Can't think of too many United players who have played in a final either. Dillon and Gomis are the only players from the 2010 team who are still at the club.

What happened there?

YASSSSS

Test cricket is brilliant. Stuff yer 20/20 nonsense.

To paraphrase Linda Smith (not sure who she was referring to when she said this), I'd starve him of the oxygen of oxygen.

Indeed. Watching a bit of it last night, I had that very same thought. It's been a brilliant innings, I hope he gets his 300.

That was superb. I'm actually pissing myself laughing. Wayne Mardle sounded like he wanted to cry, the poor lamb.

Appropriate that the tour ends on a pisspoor run out.

I agree. I'm not sure attacking people for 'not being depressed enough' (for want of a better phrase) is helpful. I think that could discourage other people from posting. The feeling can be triggered by anything or nothing.

Posting here feels a bit weird, but at this stage I am not sure what else to do. My recent moods have been so up and down that it’s starting to scare me. Sometimes I feel fine, if a little disconnected from the rest of the world. But sometimes I go through wee phases of horrible lows. They generally pass quite quickly, but usually these periods are really intense. I feel short bursts of feeling utterly hopeless to the point of having suicidal thoughts, although I cannot see myself ever acting on those thoughts. I feel paranoid and I lash out at everyone around me. I don’t really want to know what’s going on as I think the effect on my family would be awful if I was found to have depression, or something else. I don’t really want to let the genie out if the bottle and I would rather try and manage it myself, although I am not sure if I can or if that’s in any way healthy. The thing that really bothers me is that there’s nothing going on in my life to cause this. My job is dull but tolerable, it’s not in any danger, I have enough friends and family around me to not feel lonely, and I have no money worries. I have felt like this in the past, but it’s been triggered by a specific event and usually manifests itself with self-destructive behaviour – which usually involves me alienating myself from everyone around me. Also, today for the first time in years I started self harming. I did self-harm a bit around the age of 20, but that was triggered by a specific traumatic event in my life at the time. This wasn’t, which terrifies me. I don’t know what to do as I think this is getting worse. I really don’t know where to go from here.

Obviously not that well, as it finished 5-0 </pedantry>

Absolutely. It's good that Dunfermline are surviving, of course it is. But there's plenty of local businesses who have been utterly shafted here. It's not a day for celebration.