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On 17/04/2024 at 18:01, velo army said:
How do the teetotalers find this? I went booze free on a stag do and was treated as a pariah.
It's mint. I'll go out and drink oj and lemonade for free until everyone starts slavering shite and getting annoying then drive home to wake up fesh f**k in the morning.
Wish I'd told alcohol to f**k off years ago before I did.
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Fat tan Cowan saying he "supposedly" stormed down the tunnel but came out for one after lol
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Just now, Rizzo said:
Chap at the bottom left just happy to be out the house.
He looks a bit celticy to me. Not angry and twisted enough to be a real ***.
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31 minutes ago, Claudia Gentile said:
Some beautiful scenes.
The look on those *** players faces is golden
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In the words of the Notorious B.I.G "can't we just all get along?"
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And there we go, fucking animals
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On 01/04/2024 at 15:20, philpy said:
Idiots that walk right in the middle of a supermarket car park, completely unaware of the fact there is a car behind them. Get on a path you fucking morons!!
Old dippit c***s. The same fuckers who stop in doorways or across Isles to blether then tut when you sat excuse me.
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3 hours ago, SH Panda said:
The documentary was fine, the BBC rarely make bad ones (quality varies wildly with other broadcasters)
And if something not covered there is probably a good reason for it as has been pointed out.
What disappoints me was how terrible he was on the run, clearly the guy had some mental health issues but he made so many basic mistakes.
Good that he did though, and agreed the sentence for his crimes seems light.
I suspect a fair amount of local characters of note are a bit darker than they appear on the surface.
Apart from inverness' Sexy Suzi. Heart of gold and umbrella tip of steel.
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Come closer and see, see into the trees
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7 hours ago, Rizzo said:
"I found him! He was in his usual chair, at the usual time, in broad daylight!"
"No need to thank me!"
That almond Method floor cleaner is the tits.
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20 hours ago, carpetmonster said:
'I'm going for a number three, that's a piss and a shit and a w**k in a tree'
(Nobody Likes Me, The Northern Boys)
Saw them and Pete & Bas in Glasgow last month, great fun!!
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Absolute powder puff of a programme. Highlight being when he went into the tatto shop - " oh yeah, I think Jason did that shit". Well f**k me, stellar journalism there Boner you utter limp dick. Just used it as an excuse for a paid jolly to America.
Funny as f**k that the stoner wifie rooked the beast for his cash and car.
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On 21/03/2024 at 17:33, 10menwent2mow said:
Anyone got The Princess of Wales in the deadpool??
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On 18/03/2024 at 10:11, Empty It said:
What the f**k made them think this was a good idea?
Also there must be some mad shaggers in Aberdour.
Dirty, filthy auld c***s
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There's a plaque on the bridge in Inverness Town centre that says ot was built by the guy who founded Ryanair. Apparently he started it to fky his workers to Scotland for the projects they were working on.
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32 minutes ago, hk blues said:
I've seen Stranger Things.
Looks like she was 43 in the 80s right enough
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On 19/03/2024 at 12:16, Jives Miguel said:
My neighbour thought this was acceptable parking. Left a note on the windshield calling them a selfish c**t
Get a few bottles and rocks launched oot your window
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24 minutes ago, coprolite said:
War was out. War was a no-no.
And, like a small child suddenly deprived of its very favourite toy, the human race mourned and sulked and twiddled its collective thumbs, wondering what to do next.
Towards the conclusion of the twenty-first century, a solution was found. The solution was sport.
Sporting events were, in their way, little wars, and with war gone people started taking their sport ever more seriously. Scientists and theoreticians channelled their energies away from weaponry and into the new arena of battle.
And since the weapons of sport were human beings themselves, scientists set about improving them.
When chemical enhancements had gone as far as they could go, the scientists turned to genetic engineering.
Super sportsmen and women were grown, literally grown, in laboratory test-tubes around the planet.
The world's official sports bodies banned the new mutants from competing in events against normal athletes, and so a new, alternative sports body was formed, and set up in competition.
The GAS (Genetic Alternative Sports) finished 'normal' sport within two years. Sports fans were no longer interested in seeing a conventional boxing match, when they could witness two genetically engineered pugilists -who were created with their brains in their shorts, and all their other major organs crammed into their legs and feet, leaving their heads solid blocks of unthinking muscle -knock hell out of one another for hours on end in a way that normal boxers could only manage for minutes.
Basketball players were grown twenty feet tall.
Swimmers were equipped with gills and fins.
Soccer players were bred with five legs and no mouths, making after-match interviews infinitely more interesting. However, not all breeds of genetic athletes were accepted by the GAS and new rules had to be created after the 2224 World Cup, when Scotland fielded a goalkeeper who was a human oblong of flesh, measuring eight feet high by sixteen across, thereby filling the entire goal. Somehow they still failed to qualify for the second round.Sounds like school sports day through in Dingwall.
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1 hour ago, bennett said:
Council summoned me for interview under caution because my bin lid was slightly open'
Nurse Rachel Cain said she was 'flabbergasted' after Flintshire Council wrote to her
A grandmother claims she was summoned for an interview under caution for having her wheelie bin lid slightly open. Nurse Rachel Cain said she was left "flabbergasted" after being asked to attend an interview with Flintshire Council on April 2.
She claims she went to the council's depot in Alltami to check why they had written to her, and was shown two pictures of her bin lid slightly open. Flintshire Council said it couldn't comment on individual cases.
Grandmother-of-two Ms Cain, 43, of Yowley Road, Ewloe, said: "I received a letter from the council to say I am required to be interviewed under caution at the council's depot in Alltami on April 2. This obviously scared the life out of me as I’m a nurse and consider myself a good person.
43, aye, OK hen.
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13 hours ago, hk blues said:
Ffs the penny just dropped, not one of there tunes I'm overly familiar with!
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4 hours ago, hk blues said:
True?
Yep. 100%. Dancing about like a fud pretending to mix.
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20 hours ago, Molotov said:
Multiple Martin Kemp posters across our town have been targeted by yobs attaching “googly eyes” which is causing fury to locals. Lytham lookalike to Taylor Swift - Serena, who is an avid music lover and huge Martin Kemp fan said “This really isn’t fair or funny. Martin Kemp is a huge heartthrob which everyone woman wants to see and every man wants to be, this is the act of a jealous man.”. Seething Serena added “I will be front row for Martin Kemp when he comes to The Lowther Pavilion Theatre & Gardens on the 1st of November.”
I set up his dj equipment for his set at Belladrum last year. His decks weren't plugged in, he was playing a recording
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On 23/02/2024 at 13:55, Venti said:
We need heroes like the Lone Ranger
When Tonto came pronto, when there was danger
They didn't say they'd be there in half an hour
Cause they displayed...TurtleAmazing.
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#TeamRobbo f**k banksy
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The 'Tremendous' Tales of Tightfistedness Thread
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Fuuuuuuuck! Didn't know you were Mac from Always Sunny!!!!!