HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows

The kites get bullied to f**k by the hoody crows out this way.

I listen to the set text on my ipod when I'm hoooovering.

Wait.... this is free when you hit 50??? That's going to save me a small fortune.

I don't know why, but I've got it my head that one of his "scripts" would be a bald guy with a pencil thin tash and specs, wearing a knitted sleevless cardigan and biscuit brown corduroy trousers, having fully clothed missionary sex with his eyes tight shut, jaw gritted, with a pillow over the woman's face so he wouldn't have to look her in the eyes.

A paid hobby for men and their Boaby.

Slow day today on the porn scripts auld yin?

Rinse and repeat. Always with the rinse and repeat.

Outstanding.

A lot of problems could stem from that. Best to root out that sort of behavior, nip it in the bud before it becomes a habit.

Is it cheaper if its circumcised?

He was a total fucking ride tbh.

Went for a pish in club in Nice when travelling and got chatting to a guy from Sweden next to me. When he found out I was Scottish he told me he'd been born in Scotland. Do you know what hospital, I asked? "Simpson Memorial" he said. Huh, me too I replied. What year? "1981" Hah, me too! What's your birthday I asked? June --th he replied. The exact same date as I was born. I would have pished myself if I allready wasn't doing it.

It's a strong look. Fight the power!! Utter gimpoids.

Cave fanny.

Take home £33 a month, for a year, and you've made.......profit.