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Some pasta with a tomatoe sauce and slices of bacon. Most pleasing.

"The time has come for me to run like f*ck and leave this mob in an even worse condition than when I first came. Pleasing."

The worrying thing is, that's one of their better looking fans...

Shawshank Redemption Must have been my 50+ time of watching this movie. Without a shadow of a doubt my favourite film of all time. Exceptional.

I actually know Eddard Stark's youngest son in the Game of Thrones. He is from little village in County Donegal. They own a little crazy golf down at on the esplanade. His mother was an actor herself making noticeable appearances in EastEnders and Taggart. Haven't started watching the second series yet but followed the entire first series. Will this young lad feature more as he is being paid a healthy sum of money at only 7/8 years of age.

Hold on a minute: who actually doesn't do walking away? Bill Miller - Gone Blue Knights - Gone Rangers Fans - Gone Rangers Football Club; the comedy show that just keeps giving.

The Blue Knights bid being rejected all but confirms the inevitable... Adiós Rangers. You will not be missed.

Has anyone every played Ballyliffin Golf Course in Donegal? An absolute stunning links course which Rory McIlroy holds the course record at. He done this photo shoot 4 days after winning the US Open;

Some nice McCoy's Salt & Vinegar crisps. Excellent.

Celtic can't get enough champagne right now, while in Govan, they can't even hold down a Miller.

Good to see P&B have already made room for Rangers in the 3rd division...

After retiring the number 12 shirt during the week, Rangers Football Club have confirmed that we will retire shirt numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 and 11.

Rangers will be in liquidation by Monday. Oh Happy Days.

I wonder why Foxbarton stopped posting on P&B?

I'll be there to cheer on the 'Toon'. We shall do our best to give you the result you want.

Monti's agent said to him at the end of the season that Dundee where extremely interested in him so when Morton offered him 3 new deals, he turned them all down, anticipating the move to Dundee would be right around the corner. Dundee then said they where no longer interested and Monti was fooked. Dougie told him to stick it and so he is now playing Junior football. Get it round yi...

I said on the 'Title Run In' Thread that it was impossible...

As the weeks go by, my dislike for Foxbarton increases. Fcuk you man!

Now, it's just the 'erou'. 'Tids' is sh!te.

The lad McGowan learned everything he knows from his time at Cappielow...just saying.

You are correct...on both statements.

Foxbarton: Why did you do this to us?

The same thing you get for being 7 points behind Ross County, while they have 2 games in hand,...f*ck all.

Nah use are still worse. I've seen some bad performances in my time but by god...what the f**k was that?