chomp my root

I'll pray for his sole.

Such a lose, just hitting her MILF phase too.

Some of these puns crease me up.

Ah, sinister fecker !

Can't see anyone getting 125 for him.

Would it not be a trunk ?

Patrick Murray is fucking with us here.

Dare to dream bro, dare to dream......

https://www.aol.co.uk/news/troy-beckwith-death-neighbours-star-160138497.html Sicko Micko has taken a turn for the worse.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-68054498 Its the end of the road for Laurie.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/tennis/2024/01/17/daily-mail-tennis-writer-mike-dickson-dies-australian-open/ The Grim Reaper finally court up with 'Dicko'.

Far to young to joke about, I'm not touching this one with a 10' pole.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-67975595 One for those packing their squads with anyone anti-Putin.

Or Phillipa.

Just need someone to organ-ise the purvey.

Are we talking Saville stuff here... Allegedly.....

No I think its in his head.

I swapped him out at the last minute as I thought there was a bit of hype about it given his TV background. Replaced him with Niall Ó Donnghaile who will now live to a ripe old age.

Congrats to Aim Here. No pressure for this year then mate.

Love this quote from the Guardian - "Batmanghelidjh – known for her charisma, colourful attire and outspoken pursuit of social justice for children" and there was me thinking it was for salad dodging and spunking the charity money. I must be thinking of another Batman too.

If we're really being picky its paraphrasing too.

Anyone gone for a Hamas based team ? Hamas has confirmed that Saleh al-Arouri, the deputy head of its political bureau, was killed in the blast in the Dahiyeh neighbourhood of the Lebanese capital on Tuesday night. Hamas, the group that controls the Gaza Strip, has close ties with Hezbollah, an Iranian-backed group with strong ties to the neighbourhood

My money is on spaghetti hoops on toast followed by izzy whip.