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No that's enough.

You're a Fanny!

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Sums up the last few years I meh life perfectly. Meh names no Willy though!

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It's clean living that's killing me, yah c**t. Eh luv getting nutted. Live fest, deh Young. Wel youngish [emoji38].

See when you have this burden like eh cerry aboot, you'd underfuckingstand. Got a couple o hours to play aboot wi, so Ehll humour yeh.

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Time to pull up a sandbag and listen to the Dee Dee confessions.

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This will, literally, be the death of me.

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Last one, fat joe. The very last one [emoji6]

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These days should be behind me and this is the last hurrah.

Joe, you're no gonna hear f**k all offa me in the morning.

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Ehm oot meh fucking eh baw, this will not end well. Mark meh wurdz!

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This is like our thread last year.

Nah it's no [emoji12].

Time will tell, Gibster, time will tell [emoji849]

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Tame.

Make an effort next time!

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Nae time for your pish, either.

Accept the compliment, albeit thinly veiled, as it is.

Otherwise, SYP an please stop REPLYING TO EVERYMOTHERFUCKINGTHING.

Thank you.

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Dinna change, Milly, for nae c**t.

Variety is the spice o life, yeh shit flinging jakey cup kicking AIDSy spunk wishing silver polling felcher (to name but a few) of a man.

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A common misconception, dear boy, I've no got the time for this. Research. Research. Research. Would be my advice to you.

You're most welcome.

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She has a pus like a careless beekeeper.

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You been out spending that cash wisely Dee Dee?

Oh f**k aye!

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Wtf did you expect mate*?

*I'm anything but.

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Yesterday I found out that "Scotch Tape" was so called as you didn't need to use a lot, thus pleasing miserly Scotchmen.

Away and "scotch tape" yer dick to yer titties and start daeing sit-ups, yeh c**t.

Take yer pus for a shite first, please.

Thank you.

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I think you'll find that Caron is greener than Sarah.

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Pass from me.

That settles it. Widna.

Now I need 10 miles of broken gless (work in progress) a standard lamp and Jo brands address.

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Wid. However, I'd crawl over 10 miles of broken glass just to w**k over Jo Brands shadow ☹️

Eta. Is the last mile the hardest mile?

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It's Friday, I've no long been paid a bumper wage and I've been feeling very sorry for myself, recently.
Only one thing for it, ehm awa to get MWI.

See yeh later, laddies.

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^^^^^^keeps those in his bum bag

Or a Fanny pack, if he was stateside.

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It's only the thought of killing myself that keeps me going, these days.

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What do you think I am, some kind of animal?  [emoji33]

Not at all, I just thought it was much more likely.