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  1. Dee Dee

    First 5 to comment will find themselves involved in my latest project. #deedeefiles

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    2. Dee Dee

      Dee Dee

      Congratulations, as you are the first 5 to comment, you are now a part of my latest project. Please be patient an dinna fucking bather us aboot this. #deedeefiles

    3. ICTChris

      ICTChris

      Is your project to stop stealing other posters Status Update Brand?

    4. Dee Dee

      Dee Dee

      f**k off, Chris. You've missed the boat. Dinna bather us aboot this, ehm far too busy. Again, f**k off. Thank you.

  2. Dee Dee

    I am naked.

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    2. Rugster

      Rugster

      Hibs'd it

    3. ICTChris

      ICTChris

      AIDS'd it

    4. Dee Dee

      Dee Dee

      Venezuelan AIDS'ed it. Look, I'll get some taken next time lads, promise.

  3. Dee Dee

    I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

  4. Dee Dee

    i used to work as a waiter. The wages were shite but it put food on the table.

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    2. Dee Dee

      Dee Dee

      😆

    3. Dee Dee

      Dee Dee

      😆

    4. Dee Dee

      Dee Dee

      It's went fucking tonto, D. Nah, tonnes o aggressive eh contacts the only wiy to get it to piy oot. Ehve learnt fae the best, ken?

  5. Dee Dee

    My balls are black and blue. I've just hit them with a mallet. What have I been doing?

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    2. Mon Dieu

      Mon Dieu

      Catering for Ronnie Corbett's funeral - battered sausage.

    3. Mon Dieu

      Mon Dieu

      I would like to formally distance myself from the above post.

    4. Dee Dee

      Dee Dee

      :lol:

  6. Dee Dee

    Can't get Manhattan Transfer's Chanson D'Amour outta my head. Rat-ta- da-ta-da! Dinna mind though :)

  7. Dee Dee

    I'm sorry.

  8. Dee Dee

    I do not spook easily and those who think I do are wasting their time with surprise attacks.

    1. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      I heard that you're pretty handy with star-shaped Chinese weaponry.

    2. Dee Dee

      Dee Dee

      and the audience are like ginger in my hands ;)

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