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Dee Dee

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  1. First 5 to comment will find themselves involved in my latest project. #deedeefiles

    1. Dee Dee

      Dee Dee

      f**k off, Chris. You've missed the boat. Dinna bather us aboot this, ehm far too busy. Again, f**k off. Thank you.

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  2. First 5 to comment will find themselves involved in my latest project. #deedeefiles

    1. Dee Dee

      Dee Dee

      Congratulations, as you are the first 5 to comment, you are now a part of my latest project. Please be patient an dinna fucking bather us aboot this. #deedeefiles

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  3. Reply to this status for the chance to win a four-foot long, diesel powered sex toy

    1. Dee Dee

      Dee Dee

      Send mine to a Syrian refugee camp, please. They need it more than me. #charidy

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  4. I am naked.

    1. Dee Dee

      Dee Dee

      Venezuelan AIDS'ed it. Look, I'll get some taken next time lads, promise.

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  5. I am naked.

    1. Dee Dee

      Dee Dee

      I've got clothes on now. Next time, Rugster. Next time, pal ;)

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  6. Get in there Falkirk, some result! Choking for the Hibees in the play offs, aslong as the away leg is the Saturday!

    1. Dee Dee

      Dee Dee

      Surprised it got past the filter, tbh. Autocorrect Allan, autocorrect you wee hoor.

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  7. Reply to this status for the chance to kick ICTChris in the pie

    1. Dee Dee

      Dee Dee

      ICTChris's pie. Is it Single or double crust?

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  8. Reply to this status for the chance to win a four-foot long, diesel powered sex toy

  9. Get in there Falkirk, some result! Choking for the Hibees in the play offs, aslong as the away leg is the Saturday!

    1. Dee Dee

      Dee Dee

      I hope it's Friday, you status hooting c**t.

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  10. Unless you support Spurs you're lying if you don't want Leicester to win the league now, absolutely brilliantðŸ‘

    1. Dee Dee

      Dee Dee

      A title win for Leicester is a victory for racism. You disgust me Ryan.

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  11. i used to work as a waiter. The wages were shite but it put food on the table.

    1. Dee Dee

      Dee Dee

      It's went fucking tonto, D. Nah, tonnes o aggressive eh contacts the only wiy to get it to piy oot. Ehve learnt fae the best, ken?

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  12. i used to work as a waiter. The wages were shite but it put food on the table.

  13. i used to work as a waiter. The wages were shite but it put food on the table.

  14. i used to work as a waiter. The wages were shite but it put food on the table.

  15. i used to work as a waiter. The wages were shite but it put food on the table.

  16. i used to work as a waiter. The wages were shite but it put food on the table.

  17. i used to work as a waiter. The wages were shite but it put food on the table.

  18. i used to work as a waiter. The wages were shite but it put food on the table.

  19. i used to work as a waiter. The wages were shite but it put food on the table.

  20. i used to work as a waiter. The wages were shite but it put food on the table.

  21. i used to work as a waiter. The wages were shite but it put food on the table.

    1. Dee Dee

      Dee Dee

      Eh dinna Ken, what is the difference atween Deeboy and Clarkson?

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  22. Finally payday! Pity 3/4 is going towards paying off my holiday, absolutely spewing at that😰

    1. Dee Dee

      Dee Dee

      Stickers, premium rate phoneline, drive like a Ryancouser. Sorted.

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  23. Ever wanted a #job in #journalism? Specifically in #football or other #sports then get in touch as we have several vacancies?

    1. Dee Dee

      Dee Dee

      No, go f**k #yourself with a #rake.

      Get in touch as I have one spare, in my shed?

      #splinters

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  24. My balls are black and blue. I've just hit them with a mallet. What have I been doing?

  25. Make your own pizza for dinner, superbðŸ•ðŸ‘

    1. Dee Dee

      Dee Dee

      Ehll decide what I have for meh denner, cunto. Pump yer pizza.

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