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Ah, fair play BM. I take it all back. How did you get on wi that Caribbean Tonic wine? I've not been around here in a while.

^^^Recent Purchases Thread for this pish. Sakes, BigMartyn. I expected better from a man o your calibre.

Just seen a middle aged woman striding up the road carrying a crate of eggs, sporting a pikachu backpack. #cumbria

Venezuelan AIDS? Poor c**t, he's proper fucked

I just wonder if they smell like they look. Minty fresh.

Made rollie ups during a mortar attack and I shat myself in Now Zad, not due to hostilities but a jar of jalapeño peppers I had consumed the night before. Right, that's quite enough of my war effort. I tend not to talk about it, not because you weren't there man but because it's fucking boring and that's what reunions are for. Carry on, Archer. Carry on, old chap. What what.

I am an ex soldier and that picture, posted above, is a lot of fucking shite, in my experienced opinion. Fucking shite. Thank you.

^^^OAPaedo

Cheers, Mrs M. That makes perfect sense. Now if there were, to be, a comments option to accompany this. There would be some serious scope for mischief, and can you imagine the carnage that would ensue. Phwoarr, it would be fantastic

I had a recruiter, from Singapore, called William Hung trying to connect with me, on LinkedIn. Might be legit, but I didn't take the risk.

I think I Ken which one you mean. f**k that shit, I want no part of it. Thank you.

Box office? Wtf is that shite?

That is, quite possibly, the most ridiculous suggestion I've ever heard, regarding this matter. Give it time though, it's early days yet.

Ty, buttercheeks. But I'm more concerned about these stars than the lack of pals, tbh. I don't think it's a title thing, as I can't adjust the stars shown manually. Would that be an option if I changed my team to Wayngers? It would make sense.

Nae pals What do the stars, below my online, signify? Sure I asked before, somewhere, but got rubbered.

I don't there was much left to be flattened, after being hammered and battered.

Belligerent denial

Birdseyes fish fingers. Gets their tails wagging. That one?

Grannies pubes

Did yeh find out what was in the bag?

Ken, it's a shame