Dee Dee

Top work, as always, David.

I agree, howling decision. Pals again?

You ok, hunni? X

I'm sure you've got a pair o heelys, in your extensive collection, monster. Dae it. You'll save money on a taxi fare an aw, when you go to meet your pal.

Because they're fucking crap.

I'll resist the temptation of posting Kenneth Williams "oooh matron" pus, in reply to Jack "the hat" McDangers post. "Ehm no fucking bald" Quite night last night, got the morn aff and a fermers daughter in my pocket. Only one thing for it, the day. Super Cider Sunday & darefest. Plenty of scope for stovies & necking on tae. YETI!

I Ken what will sort that oot. A, last minute, Roger Palmer equaliser. Ooooh Roger Palmer, oooooh Roger Palmer.

Wasn't it? I don't know, Grimmy. Is there another David Pleat? Help us out here, eh? Anyway, I'm sure you enjoyed seeing a packed Kippax again.

Steel toe cap fishnets

Pish stained Y's

Best I can come up wi, I'm afraid, in the lookalike stakes.

Arse vinegar

Now there's a blast from the past. Tak that Grimbo!

Don't need a haircut, got it done last week. Today I will be shopping for new Gavin Raes, as I'm off to Berlin in a fortnight. Might have a pint, might no.

Bairns eh? I thought I had it bad, wi my two saying "jobby cheeks" instead of "chubby cheeks".

^^^ Daeing it right. Top man TSAC. Top man.

Well done Hibbees.

What a fucking gemme!!!!!

Logan's got back titties.

We were worse than shite, that day.

Ive found myself, being forced into, cracking open a couple of tinnies. In the hope of actually the pre match build up Sportscene.

Dinna Ken and I certainly didnae vote for the c**t.

More likely, IMO. Maybe still, a bit dull, Johnny. You just wait til Thursday, it'll be like a pink mirror. That's quite enough mischief for me today. Thank you and f**k off baldy. ETA Much more likely.