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  1. Dee Dee
    You're a Fanny!
  2. Dee Dee
    Sums up the last few years I meh life perfectly. Meh names no Willy though!
  3. Dee Dee
  4. Dee Dee
    It's clean living that's killing me, yah c**t. Eh luv getting nutted. Live fest, deh Young. Wel youngish [emoji38]. See when you have this burden like eh cerry aboot, you'd underfuckingstand. Got a couple o hours to play aboot wi, so Ehll humour yeh.
  5. Dee Dee
    Time to pull up a sandbag and listen to the Dee Dee confessions.
  6. Dee Dee
    This will, literally, be the death of me.
  7. Dee Dee
    Last one, fat joe. The very last one [emoji6]
  8. Dee Dee
    These days should be behind me and this is the last hurrah. Joe, you're no gonna hear f**k all offa me in the morning.
  9. Dee Dee
    Ehm oot meh fucking eh baw, this will not end well. Mark meh wurdz!
  10. Dee Dee
    Nah it's no [emoji12]. Time will tell, Gibster, time will tell [emoji849]
  11. Dee Dee
    Nae time for your pish, either. Accept the compliment, albeit thinly veiled, as it is. Otherwise, SYP an please stop REPLYING TO EVERYMOTHERFUCKINGTHING. Thank you.
  12. Dee Dee
    Dinna change, Milly, for nae c**t. Variety is the spice o life, yeh shit flinging jakey cup kicking AIDSy spunk wishing silver polling felcher (to name but a few) of a man.
  13. Dee Dee
    A common misconception, dear boy, I've no got the time for this. Research. Research. Research. Would be my advice to you. You're most welcome.
  14. Dee Dee
    She has a pus like a careless beekeeper.
  15. Dee Dee
    Oh f**k aye!
  16. Dee Dee
    Wtf did you expect mate*? *I'm anything but.
  17. Dee Dee
    Away and "scotch tape" yer dick to yer titties and start daeing sit-ups, yeh c**t. Take yer pus for a shite first, please. Thank you.
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  19. Dee Dee
    That settles it. Widna. Now I need 10 miles of broken gless (work in progress) a standard lamp and Jo brands address.
  20. Dee Dee
    Wid. However, I'd crawl over 10 miles of broken glass just to w**k over Jo Brands shadow Eta. Is the last mile the hardest mile?
  21. Dee Dee
    It's Friday, I've no long been paid a bumper wage and I've been feeling very sorry for myself, recently. Only one thing for it, ehm awa to get MWI. See yeh later, laddies.
  22. Dee Dee
    Or a Fanny pack, if he was stateside.
  23. Dee Dee
    It's only the thought of killing myself that keeps me going, these days.
  24. Dee Dee
  25. Dee Dee
    Not at all, I just thought it was much more likely.
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