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  1. Ric

    Ric

    I bought my nephew a jigsaw for his birthday. The little bugger managed to plug it in and cut off three of his fingers...

    1. bennett

      bennett

      Tommy Cooper lives....

  2. Craig McCulloch Burley

    If Kilmarnock lost face Ross County and Hearts game than AJ sack. Who possible next new manager to Kilmarnock?

    1. bennett

      bennett

      Ally McCoist

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  3. Free Earl

    Starting a petition to get GordieBoy80's awful, awful statuses and twitter updates removed from this. sign here

    1. bennett

      bennett

      I'll have my free Earl please

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  4. kilmarnock_1869

    RT @lockyhighet: AGM was quite good tbh, learned alot of interesting things about the club. Looks like Administration would be the best thi…

    1. bennett

      bennett

      You really don't want to go down that road mate.

  5. kilmarnock_1869

    Personally, I'd be disappointed if Jimmy Nicholl was appointed as manager. It would just be MJ taking the cheap option, as usual.

    1. bennett

      bennett

      Who do you want, Mourinho?

  6. kilmarnock_1869

    Can everyone check out and possibly like my new SPL Banter page on FB? Admin place available. https://t.co/F2K3q3YOMt

    1. bennett

      bennett

      I'll have a look in 2 years time.

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  7. rustyarabnuts

    yes, there really is a hive under my shed :(

    1. bennett

      bennett

      Make a flame thrower and go and obliterate the wee f**kers.

  8. Addie

    Just ripped the heel of my shoe off by accident. I only bought the fuckers on Saturday morning!!! Seething beyond words right now!!!!1111!!!!

    1. bennett

      bennett

      omg i hate it when that happens!

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  9. Quitongo's Left Peg

    Now that 'Airdrieonians' have set the precedent, will The Rangers follow suit and go back to being known as Rangers?

    1. bennett

      bennett

      We've always been known as The Rangers.

  10. ~British Patriot~

    I am whatever you say I am, if I wasn't then why would I say I am.

    1. bennett

      bennett

      Deep.

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  11. Belfast_Tim

    thank god we are rebels

    1. bennett

      bennett

      Mon the confederacy

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  12. Seriously

    Home from the footy, just in time for the heatwave :)

    1. bennett

      bennett

      It's fitba not footy.

      Happy to help.

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  13. ~~~

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    Pat Nevin - Dundee United top 6 easily next season

    1. bennett

      bennett

      Pffft

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  14. Addie

    I can't find the remote control!!!111!!! Please help me people, this is serious.

    1. bennett

      bennett

      Aye Falkirks well known for it's opulence Robert.

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  15. Addie

    I can't find the remote control!!!111!!! Please help me people, this is serious.

    1. bennett

      bennett

      Have fun having to get up and change channels manually.

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  16. james54321

    great nght oot efter the hoose winnin. cant recommend the grange enough.cheers gonkie n duffy n co quality...mon the hoose

    1. bennett

      bennett

      Mon the hoose

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  17. bennett

    Pork Scratchings are the dugs baws

    1. bennett

      bennett

      Don't mention it.

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  18. uni

    uni

    Neil Lennon is fuming as none of his players are on the shortlist for manager of the year.

    1. bennett

      bennett

      Poor wee Neily :(

      My heart bleeds....

  19. billmcmurdo

    Celtic's meaningless title http://t.co/3swgezdlp1

    1. bennett

      bennett

      Adrian Durham will have them frothing in the gutters again lol

  20. ~~~

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    Classic Bullseye, what a show, what a dress sense

    1. bennett

      bennett

      Nothing in this game for two in a bed

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  21. bennett

    My jeans have burst at the crotch, pretty breezy ...

    1. bennett

      bennett

      I'd be so lucky :)

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  22. bennett

    My jeans have burst at the crotch, pretty breezy ...

    1. bennett

      bennett

      Lol not my style mate. Bent down in Asda to get soemthing from the bottom shelf and rrrrriiiip

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  23. Daviehaybhoy

    Red dots are a way of bullying Old Firm fans and the green dots combined with nonsensical compliments make me cringe

    1. bennett

      bennett

      No you don't

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  24. Daviehaybhoy

    Red dots are a way of bullying Old Firm fans and the green dots combined with nonsensical compliments make me cringe

    1. bennett

      bennett

      Man up, who gives a f**k about a dot.

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  25. bennett

    I've got an awfy itchy bum today

    1. bennett

      bennett

      Chance would be a fine thing

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