Black Pennel

^^How many from Glasgow play for Rangers ?...and why would it matter to you ?

Your treasurer is Craig Whyte ? Careful now.... Oh,....sorry,...read that wrong....carry on.

Aye,...if you can swim through the car park. And take a brolly.

Good. They weren't very nice men. Don't care.

Did the Kilwinning guy just suggest that Irvine Victoria were one of their biggest rivals ? I think he did ! Mon the Vics ! Get intae thae arrogant bastids !

Abso fecking lootley, Muggo. Some smashing players...nae fitba sense. The best tactical move would probably be Liam getting his boots oot the cupboard.

Is there a thread anywhere on P&B where people can discuss the Scottish cup draw ?

Jeezo...would this whole process be speeded up if we just moved the river ?

Speak to Spank...he'll draw them all for you...maybe even use a crayon or a light pastel shade if you're very lucky...

Erm,...he's a Largs Thistle supporter, Mr. Caskie...

If only some other team would beat them in the final...oooh,...wait a minute....

Nope...run that past me again, Archie...

Nope,...we need to see a drawing of the incident or it didn't happen.

You are a bad man.

The difference is that the ball can cross the line and hit the crosspiece brace where the wheel is attached and return back into play. Goal not awarded as referee and assistant both fail to realise what has happened. ETA. posted at exactly the same time as the chap above.

Couldn't make the games this weekend David...Did Stevie Bain (the African guy) play at all ?

I've never been feart fae Santa, uncle Boab...

Which they will win. Again.

Echo the above.

Of course,...the boy might've just been bigging himself up to his dad about an offer from Clyde...maybe trying for an increase in his pocket money ?

Oooh,...they are getting a bit touchy about it. I hope Yoker Athletic aren't getting bitchy about having to share their ground ? ETA...sorry...forgot to add wee smiley thing. Best of luck to both clubs next season. Your new place looks great. Hope you both make it a happy Holm.

Aye, ..but,... you're maybe missing the point of modern semi-professional fitba Mick...if he just starts a rumour about the dosh he's allegedly been offered by a club rumoured to be splashing the cash and then gets all his pals to post it on social media it becomes a sort of self generating prophecy...even though nobody has ever heard of the boy he gets to travel to Peterhead every week to pick up an extra fifty quid. It is the way of the world. Best of luck to him. p.s. If the lad is reading this and is in any way related to either Neil, or Billy Armour,...then I did not write this message and my account has been hacked by persons unknown. Phew.

Good to see you back, svejk...we've missed you. Sort of. All the best for the forthcoming season.

The goalie better be prepared for the odd banana shot this season.

J'accuse le bruin of being someone else...Le Fantasiste !!