Black Pennel

Whoooosh.....!

Run that past me again lads,...the something of something is equal to the blah, blah,...nope...gone again. Sorry Mr. Jackson, didn't understand it then and haven't quite grasped it sixty years later. I know you're long gone but never had the chance to thank you for trying.

I was in Hurricanes bar with a fallen Madonna with...ahem, certain attributes. Happy Days. Thankfully, she is still alive but...y'know...gravity and all that.

AYE...NOT ENUFF CAPS LOCK...FACT !!

Fae a Buffs fan ? Either very young, or has a very selective memory.

Erm,...I quite like the Baird guy. I watch the Ayrshire juniors. Wanna swap, mister ? p.s. Joking.

He's got a goatee beard, carries a three-pronged thing, and smells of sulphur.

If I'm just watching my team on Saturday afternoon and say tae my pal (as usual every Saturday) that I hate fitba dae I get lifted ? Asking for him, obviously...

Please don't fall oot. You are two of the very few folk that encourage the rest of us tae actually approach this section of this...erm,...forum to see what might be going on up in Shintyland.....as well as the FitbaNorth chap. He is always good. Oh,..aye,..and also except for the Brechin City guy wae the handsome wee hairy dug. Bert is better than any oh yeez. Chill.

It's worse than that, Jim...He's been looking at the....redacted word...Facile Book photies page for incriminating evidence. Burn the witch !!! Oh,...and can someone (not me) point out that slotting in another league isn't a pyramid...it would just be another linear league in the same system. Got to go. Tea break. With coffee. Be nice.

Stop talking sense about democratic organisations, you !! It'll never catch on.

Aye, it's almost like Glenconner never left the building... Blazers !....Sevco !....Dinosaurs ! Bingo !!

BRA Shirley ?

Thanks, will do. I'll ask her for apostrophe advice.

Uh-oh. The stuff we don't want to challenge or talk about. Let's not bother laying down some wee slabs so that folk can safely reach the other side of the ground without slipping or getting their feet wet. Let's get our new wealthy benefactors to show how community spirited they are by signing a known bigot & letting folk know about it on the very day of the bigotfest. Then pretend it was a coincidence. Let's then insist we do so much for the community that we then alienate half of that community for a stupid publicity stunt. Jealousy big guy ?...Aye, OK.

You are a very bad man. 1991's Glengarry has been at such a jaunty angle, after the entirely meaningless friendly, it slipped doon over his eyes and he missed what was said. Can you nip over to the Burgh thread tae tell Franco tae behave, please ? Not just him of course,...another couple of absolutely moon-howling morons seem to have turned up. Oh, sorry... I don't mean 1991...he (or she) is one of the OK ones if we accept their...erm...strange viewpoint. Be nice to one another, please.

P.S. Since I've thawed oot and finally got the big gloves aff from mah hauns (feart tae look elsewhere) I can safely say that was the freeziechilliest I've been at the fitba since I stupidly went tae watch Montrose Roselea at their old ground. In April. They were tough boys. Think that was one each as well.

Eh ? Direct "competition" tae an expensive friendly between overpaid fannyspangles ? I went down 40 miles (maybe more, didn't check) in a freezing cauld breeze oan my motorbike and watched a decent game of competitive fitba between two teams of blokes who've probably already been working for eight hours. It was freezing. Bear in mind here, I've no heartfelt "love" for either team, I just wanted to be at proper fitba. Ask yourself...if Clydebank had a fixture scheduled for tonight (well, last night) would you have been at Holm Park or sitting at home watching the telly ?

Hmnn...Haud oan. Is that the same young man that moneybags EK (not Thistle) tried to get gullible folk to pay for medical treatment that possibly should've been covered by their insurance company ? I'm not ITK about this at all, just wondering...erm,...can we escape from this without mentioning...uhm,...gangsters ? Oh, sorry...where is the Cambuslang thread ? Joke lads. It's just a joke. Quick....Run....Hide...

Ach, the wrang way...

Game of two halves ?

Dearie me. Traffordabby/Rhubarbby/AnotherLoginabby... Do you know that there isn't a dictionary definition of "gullible" ? He (or indeed, she) winds you up every time. And you fall for it. Every time.

Lomond Victoria FC. Nope, me neither....

Monochrome photie. Stripes might not be black & white.

Aye, I jinxed Creetown. Sorry lads.