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Wee bump for this thread. Gasp has just released Brian The Vampire and it’s fuckin excellent. Some very dark and clever lyrics.

Fanny

Looks like an anal prolapse.

Are they f**k. They are the type of shite you young yins go daft for. They look like really shite bowling shoes. Hideous.

Lamie is a fuckin abomination of a player. Should be nowhere near our team. Gallagher is a stupid c**t. Long is a moaning faced c**t and his attitude fuckin stinks. The foul he gave away for their first was ridiculous. O’Donnell’s marking was just nonsense. Wish everyone had Campbell’s attitude.

Anyone having issues logging on? Keep trying but nothing happening.

Literally just put my name, email and password and that was it.

How did you manage to create a new account? They keep binning mine.

Is this available to watch on TV?

She regularly leaves the sink with bleach in it and the splash back has ruined some of my favourite t-shirts. The worst one was she threw a bleached cloth in the washing machine. I put in jeans and a t-shirt on top of it. They were fuckin ruined. Should probably add this to the thread about punching people from behind. c**t.

Not sure about 4 but 1 is not 100% correct. I believe they were in a communal shower and someone pissed on him. To get back, he howked a bit of shite out his arse and flicked it at the person who pissed on him. He seemed to think this was hilarious until almost the whole world advised him that it was disgusting behaviour. He then changed his story and said he made it all up for banter. I don’t actually mind some of his posts but he rightly gets slagged for this on a regular basis. The shit flinging c**t.

Arnold fucking Clark. Utter arseholes. c***s.

What’s your recipe for that?

Ate a bit of wild garlic I found one day. Was pissing out my arse and spewing for 2 days solid. It tasted quite nice though.

I’m sure you have Google. Try “slow cooker donner meat”. Think it was lamb mince, garlic, salt, some herbs. Maybe breadcrumbs. Mash it all together and think it was chilled for a bit. Put in slow cooker. Apologies for this pathetic response.

I did it ages ago. Can’t mind exact recipe but it was done in the slow cooker. It was lovely stuff. Might have another go this weekend.

Dismantled my shed using a claw hammer and my feet. I could do that for a living.

Idiotic.

Anyone know why Flow had to attend that court case in the first place? Can’t see why he would need to be there.

Surely everyone checks the label on a tin of paint to find what colour it is??

Goonies, Restless Natives, Blazing Saddles, Watcher in The Woods (terrifying), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Gene Wilder one obviously).

The Young Offenders is fuckin brilliant.

Was it definitely Rangers’ fault the game got delayed on Wednesday night? They owe me a new dining room table.

Wrong. c**t

Throbber is completely correct here. Anyone disagreeing with him is a paedo.